Character Ownage

Started by SquallX5,121 pages

Originally posted by cdtm
Rich douche bangs hot "good girl".

That scene has "beta male rage" written all over it.

A.k.a. your typical comic book writer.

How are they to explain the League ever trusting Diana while she’s sleeping with the literal enemy?

Luthor is evil, everyone knows this. So what’s the justification when the League calls her for sleeping with the enemy?

God I hate comics these days.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Shhhh, it'll be allright.

Here, have some batdick:

😱

Yes, open wide.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes, open wide.

No thank you.

But...if I ever did decide to gay for a fictional character, it would have to be none than the Man of steel.

Like I always say, if your going gay for a fake character, why not go for the man of steel.

Originally posted by SquallX
How are they to explain the League ever trusting Diana while she’s sleeping with the literal enemy?

Luthor is evil, everyone knows this. So what’s the justification when the League calls her for sleeping with the enemy?

God I hate comics these days.

Comic writers, man.

Betty slept with Lord Tyranous or whoever that villian was at the end of Pak's
run. With the wishing machine, and "herks".

Hell, Guy Gardner was nothing more then a stereotype of everything nerds hate. Arrogant, stupid loudmouth jock who gets very good girl.

I grew up on the medium, I love the stories, but the majority of writers who enter the profession aren't exactly what you'd call "well adjusted".

Originally posted by cdtm
Rich douche bangs hot "good girl".

That scene has "beta male rage" written all over it.

A.k.a. your typical comic book writer.

Don't knock Michael Cray. It's been fantastic from start to now. This and The Wild Storm are some of the best books on the stand.

So Diana is a hoe. Good direction for female empowerment there, Prep Man/DC comics.

Well that's an odd pairing...

Come on Prep Man, get a hold of your company.

Originally posted by Damborgson
So Diana is a hoe. Good direction for female empowerment there, Prep Man/DC comics.

Nah. It's empowerment because 'hoe' would be filed under **** shaming.

ITS HER BODY SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS

Originally posted by Damborgson
So Diana is a hoe. Good direction for female empowerment there, Prep Man/DC comics.

It's all part of the plan, friendo.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Well that's an odd pairing...

Come on Prep Man, get a hold of your company.

Opposites attract.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Nah. It's empowerment because 'hoe' would be filed under **** shaming.

ITS HER BODY SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS

Always make sure to thoroughly vet a girl before getting emotionally involved boys. Make sure she has a good relationship with her father, make sure she has half-decent friends who don't enjoy excessive amounts of partying. Even if she doesn't act like them and stands out from the bunch, in difficult times, alcohol + plus male attention is what the friends will advice her to use to distract herself. And right after a break up? That shit is legitimately torturous. Worse than getting tazed, beaten up, or suffering a broken collar bone.

Rage, who hurt you ?

Originally posted by Damborgson
Rage, who hurt you ?
Yeah that shit came out of nowhere lmao.

Rage just broke up with Thor. That last issue was the last straw.

All Thor wanted to do was party with his hairy Canadian buds and Rage finally put his foot down.

😂

I'm in the middle of this situation right now. My gf broke up with me last weekend because I'm super busy with work/school. Shit sucks. Plenty of fish in the sea, buuuut when you find a Jane Foster worthy of your Mjolnir, it's hard to let go.

My gf is a saint, but I need to get her back before this leech best friend of hers (A recent one at that) has her do some dumb shit like go clubbing. For some reason she dislikes me because I called her a worthless, broke, c*nt with no work ethic and too high of a BMI to be so snobby.

Lol

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
when you find a Jane Foster worthy of your Mjolnir, it's hard to let go.
😐 no

But in keeping with the theme, you're thinking it's like when Jane started dating Blacktain America over Thor? You're near Toronto too, no? Wouldn't be too hard for her to find a black guy at a club. Yeah that's a pickle all right.

If you give me the friends Facebook I can threaten her life for you. It won't do much, but it's a start.

laughcry

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
😂

I'm in the middle of this situation right now. My gf broke up with me last weekend because I'm super busy with work/school. Shit sucks. Plenty of fish in the sea, buuuut when you find a Jane Foster worthy of your Mjolnir, it's hard to let go.

My gf is a saint, but I need to get her back before this leech best friend of hers (A recent one at that) has her do some dumb shit like go clubbing. For some reason she dislikes me because I called her a worthless, broke, c*nt with no work ethic and too high of a BMI to be so snobby.

How is that a situation? You're better off without someone so easily corrupted. Get it together asgardian