Character Ownage

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
How is that a situation? You're better off without someone so easily corrupted. Get it together asgardian

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
How is that a situation? You're better off without someone so easily corrupted. Get it together asgardian
Instead of letting go you were plotting to murder pets.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Instead of letting go you were plotting to murder pets.

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Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
My gf broke up with me last weekend [...] My gf is a saint
*ex-gf

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Honestly, I almost want to quote that in my sig Galan. Straight savage.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
😐 no

But in keeping with the theme, you're thinking it's like when Jane started dating Blacktain America over Thor? You're near Toronto too, no? Wouldn't be too hard for her to find a black guy at a club. Yeah that's a pickle all right.

If you give me the friends Facebook I can threaten her life for you. It won't do much, but it's a start.

Yup, 15 minutes out. Yup, that would be suck. I'm half, light-skin complexion, so I'm not too worried about that though. But yea, the entire Yorkville scene? That's no bueno. If I wanted a sugarbaby, I'd go on Seeking Arrangements, but her friends are all a bunch of bottle rats. I'm off the party scene at this point, but her friends are drawn to it.

I let her go clubbing, I legit don't care. But clubbing in this mindset? Nooooope. That's a hard kick out the door if she does.

Collect and select. Collect and select...

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
buuuut when you find a Jane Foster worthy of your Mjolnir, it's hard to let go.

You didn't repeat this to her did you? Because if so I think I just identified your problem...

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
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My gf is a saint, but I need to get her back before this leech best friend of hers (A recent one at that) has her do some dumb shit like go clubbing. For some reason she dislikes me because I called her a worthless, broke, c*nt with no work ethic and too high of a BMI to be so snobby.

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"Oh my ex was a half and half but you don't look like him, you seem so much more exotic."
"Herro I be Somalian. My name Abdul, you come home you do coke with me friends. You come yes? Yes you come. We go now."

If it's anywhere like where I live, you can find a "nice" squa taking out the garbage. They're probably falling from the sky in Ontario. You take down a couple nates and you'll feel better... or worse depending how long you're around them.

Then after you've ran through a couple rezzes full of them, and after she's been through a couple pirate ships worth of black guys, maybe you'll find each other again. She's a coke head now though, so there's that to look out for.

Good luck.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
"Oh my ex was a half and half but you don't look like him, you seem so much more exotic."
"Herro I be Somalian. My name Abdul, you come home you do coke with me friends. You come yes? Yes you come. We go now."

If it's anywhere like where I live, you can find a "nice" squa taking out the garbage. They're probably falling from the sky in Ontario. You take down a couple nates and you'll feel better... or worse depending how long you're around them.

Then after you've ran through a couple rezzes full of them, and after she's been through a couple pirate ships worth of black guys, maybe you'll find each other again. She's a coke head now though, so there's that to look out for.

Good luck.

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I love this forum.

The last couple of pages turned awfully dark. 😆

It's nice to see that Canada shares a lot of european problems.

Somalians aren't too bad. I think they only shipped like 3-4 non relation families to every city. They're just always at clubs, so it seems like they're teleporters.

The Syrians are the ones being poured in en masse. I didn't really want to mention them to Rage though to get him thinking about that minor little issue there. A possibility sure, but I didn't want to plague his mind with it. It probably won't even happen, but I didn't want to bother him with the thought. Nah it won't happen, don't even worry about it Rage.

Spoiler:
Rape

Lol. Yup, King St. is full of coke heads that will spread their legs for alcohol and blow. I don't even mind that, they don't know any better. It's the allegory of the cave in modern society.

But yea, if she's been d*cked down by some random Toronto promote I'll be annoyed. Worst case scenario, I don't find out until after we get back together. Then I'll just be mad at the time wasted I could have spent getting hot coeds off of Seeking Arrangements. It's like $60 a month, and some of these girls don't even want to get paid. Legal prostitution tbh and WAAAAAAY cheaper than a girlfriend. I literally have an allocation for my girlfriend in my budget. Smh. Thank god for every dollar.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Instead of letting go you were plotting to murder pets.

You're next parm

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Lol. Yup, King St. is full of coke heads that will spread their legs for alcohol and blow. I don't even mind that, they don't know any better. It's the allegory of the cave in modern society.

But yea, if she's been d*cked down by some random Toronto promote I'll be annoyed. Worst case scenario, I don't find out until after we get back together. Then I'll just be mad at the time wasted I could have spent getting hot coeds off of Seeking Arrangements. It's like $60 a month, and some of these girls don't even want to get paid. Legal prostitution tbh and WAAAAAAY cheaper than a girlfriend. I literally have an allocation for my girlfriend in my budget. Smh. Thank god for every dollar.

I don't know about that second part, but do whatever you gotta do. Cokeheads would be easy though.

I'm not saying you're small, but there's a good chance she gets with dudes with bigger dicks than you. Do you really want her out there swinging off giant dicks while you could have been... paying for sex for 60 dollars a month... ? A little confused on that one, but if it works it works.
Also be suspect if she gets preggo as soon as you get back together. Who knows how big of loads some of these wild giant dicks are shooting out? Bigger dicks, bigger loads, mutant super sperm.

You think she's gonna do triple anal soon?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You think she's gonna do triple anal soon?
I don't know about even one wiener up the butt, but if she's getting with big dick bandits or Somalians, she's definitely getting a thumb up her butt. Probably a tongue around the rim too.