Character Ownage

Mjolnir was always pretty small. She must be impressed with those giant warhammers.

Too bad Rage's ex-gf didn't have the pleasure working with me...

We finally get one week without Thor being shat on, and you lot jump on Rage.

smh...

Hey, you can join.

Nah, sounds like there are enough dudes in Rage's GF already

Three holes (four, if we count urethra), two hands... remember to make use of her feet, too.

Take your Venom dose and join us 🙂

Originally posted by Sin I AM
You're next parm

Parm, we're making a new Sexy Cora out of Rage's ex.

Train her with us.

Can I join in

Of course.

She loves being carved.

Rage once asked me for a good Asian club in the city and I gave him the name of a Ramen shop 😂

😆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Spider-Man after meeting two of his most devoted fans, SamZED and Parmaniac:

😂 The implication here is that we impregnated him or that we overfed him with the Spidey Snacks?

It's Gwen giving him the succ

She's using up his web fluid

Originally posted by SamZED
😂 The implication here is that we impregnated him or that we overfed him with the Spidey Snacks?

Originally posted by One Big Mob
I don't know about that second part, but do whatever you gotta do. Cokeheads would be easy though.

I'm not saying you're small, but there's a good chance she gets with dudes with bigger dicks than you. Do you really want her out there swinging off giant dicks while you could have been... paying for sex for 60 dollars a month... ? A little confused on that one, but if it works it works.
Also be suspect if she gets preggo as soon as you get back together. Who knows how big of loads some of these wild giant dicks are shooting out? Bigger dicks, bigger loads, mutant super sperm.

Yea. Never trust a girl who's "experimented with coke" or has "friends who like to do it sometimes". Weed that shit out boys, HARD.

That's fair. I'm pretty up there but I'm sure there are some mandingos out there bigger than me. Not worried about any Somalians though. She's way too picky and racist except for the most Uncle Tom of black guys.

I'm confused. Is your ex-gf a raging cokehead or not?

Because it's really starting to sound like she loves the Columbian marching powder, IMO.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Yea. Never trust a girl who's "experimented with coke" or has "friends who like to do it sometimes". Weed that shit out boys, HARD.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

That's fair. I'm pretty up there but I'm sure there are some mandingos out there bigger than me. Not worried about any Somalians though. She's way too picky and racist except for the most Uncle Tom of black guys.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Yea. Never trust a girl who's "experimented with coke" or has "friends who like to do it sometimes". Weed that shit out boys, HARD.

That's fair. I'm pretty up there but I'm sure there are some mandingos out there bigger than me. Not worried about any Somalians though. She's way too picky and racist except for the most Uncle Tom of black guys.

So...you?

Marwash was right!!!

Originally posted by Galan007
I'm confused. Is your ex-gf a raging cokehead or not?

Because it's really starting to sound like she loves the Columbian marching powder, IMO.

Oh no no no, never that.

The issue with my generation, is we associate cocaine with a good time and parties. My older brother was a dealer (He never used, at least, he told me he didn't) for most of my teenage life until he graduated, so I'm pretty good at judging coke heads.

If you want to get laid in a club, bring blow. Women associate drugs with money, power, thrill-seeking and a fun time. Most people get sick of blow by 24 except the truly idiotic, because that shit takes its toll so be aware of the time of women you'll attract if you use this as bait.

Originally posted by krisblaze
So...you?

Marwash was right!!!

Haha yup.

I have the athletic genetics of a black guy, and the credit score of whitebread. Just enough of a visible minority, to get an edge in Canada. Win-win.