Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

Mind-controlled Hulk who warned Thor, you mean 🙂 Yes, great scene 👆

Originally posted by Damborgson
AvX introduced Thor being a punching bag with a passion. Outside of his own run (Fraction|) he had a massive string of successive knockouts, sometimes twice by the same opponent.

Then we enter Marvel Now, Thor's stock picks up a little bit outside his own title and massively inside his own title (Jason Aaron) Then boom, original sin, 2014 (?), Thor loses his hammer, his arm, his name, the own title to his book, loses to opponents he should beat and gets chained up for about a years worth of comics with zero feats inbetween.

Enter current Marvel, Thor has yet to perform a significant feat worth mentioning. Giving juggernaut a good hit? Beating Fenris? This used to be standard stuff.

So Carver, to answer your question, he's been a punching bag for a while.

In this year alone he's been beaten by Asian Hulk, raped (almost literally) by muscular she hulk, and lost a tooth to Devil Immortal Hulk.

Honestly, the worst one in my opinion was Thor getting stomped by Tutinax, a complete phucking nobody...only for them to make it look like he was gonna get his revenge...and get stomped again lol

Did no one catch that great feat by Black Panther, hurting Immortal Hulk with all his amps? 👆

It's strange to see the Avengers are STILL holding back on Hulk, though. Wonder what Project Helios is.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Did no one catch that great feat by Black Panther, hurting Immortal Hulk with all his amps? 👆

Nobody is surprised anymore, really.

Team battles, amirite?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Did no one catch that great feat by Black Panther, hurting Immortal Hulk with all his amps? 👆

It's strange to see the Avengers are STILL holding back on Hulk, though. Wonder what Project Helios is.

Isnt it the satellites from WWH

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Isnt it the satellites from WWH

That's a good guess.

Helios makes me think Sun God. It might be his satellites, but why would they be hesitant to use it? Otoh, Sun God might involve time/portal shenanigans, which they might be wary of doing.. no idea.

Anyway, nothing weird about Panther getting another moment to shine, especially these days.

All those aren't quite the same.

Namor hasn't just one shotted Thor, who explicitly says he's the most powerful he has ever seen. Nor was Surfer etc. Nor do those guys' stats increase in proportion to their strength.

Hulk? Angrier he gets, stronger he gets. More durable, too.

Psylocke would one shot this Hulk, lol.

All Panther managed to do was distracting him for a moment.

It's like Batman clapping Despero's ears.

Even distracting...I mean, he's human ish level still right?

This is the Hulk who flexed planetary Herc and Jane off him, right?

A weaker version flexed his pecs and flexed Herc right off. This isn't even ant level to a human.

It's a great feat for someone who is 0.0000000001% of the strongest Hulk evah!

But with crazy tech.

Same as Moon Knight and Hawkeye hurt him in the past.

Yet Iron Man will be two pieced.

Either one counts it as a tech feat (which you seem to be), or a prep feat, or whatever....it's still something that happened, in a canon comic. Maybe the comic shows BP prepping with a mystical shadow magic/future tech super duper Ultimate U doohickey, made from the Living Tribunal's dick.....or maybe he just grabs it out of his ass. Either way, Panther is able to hurt amped Immortal Hulk. Can't deny that.

Saint. You just want to harass carver with it, I know 😆

Go ahead, I'm not gonna stop you 😛

Tutinax fights were pretty good imo.

Thor is supposed to lose battles at some point.

Did anybody catch the reflection in Cap's shield btw? 🙂

It was just painful. A guy who is more likely to scream from getting his nipples twisted than by getting punched in the face. /shrug

Doesn't mean the nipple twist is some sort of insane feat lol.

Originally posted by BruhMan
Honestly, the worst one in my opinion was Thor getting stomped by Tutinax, a complete phucking nobody...only for them to make it look like he was gonna get his revenge...and get stomped again lol

Tutinax being a D-lister doesn't mean he isn't good. I'm actually relieved Deviants are not depicted as entire losers all the time.

Originally posted by Damborgson
It was just painful. A guy who is more likely to scream from getting his nipples twisted than by getting punched in the face. /shrug

Doesn't mean the nipple twist is some sort of insane feat lol.

But that assumes two guys who are on the same level, I.e. human level.

Whereas this is like a guy screaming in pain from nipple twisting from an arthritic baby sloth or something. The gap in levels between Panther - a human - and amped Immortal Hulk - is astronomical.