Character Ownage

Started by DarkSaint855,121 pages

The fact you read Spidey comics is a self ownage, tbf.

Originally posted by SamZED
Amazing Spider-man 83 Cap America has an insane bullet feat if anyone cares to post it.

Still nothing compared to CBR Batgirl.

Is this a speed feat or a skill feat?

😏

Neither. Artist drew it wrong, and doesn't count.

I drew it.

Oh. Needed more bullets then.

I like how a bullet is somehow less dangerous then a giant metal flying f****** razor disc hitting you in the face faster than the actual bullet

Originally posted by abhilegend
Still nothing compared to CBR Batgirl.

Insane.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Is this a speed feat or a skill feat?

😏

Reality warping feat!

Cap is an imp

Is anything really worse than Thor getting punked by his own hammer?

Originally posted by carthage
Is anything really worse than Thor getting punked by his own hammer?

It ditching him for a cancer patient.

.....or was that what you referred to?

Originally posted by carthage
Is anything really worse than Thor getting punked by his own hammer?

So is this a retcon on "Mother Storm"?

Or is it the same thing?

So much for thinking cates was going to do good. Just like Jason Aaron, he wrote two really good stories and then back to Thor lost a hammer crap. Terrible

Originally posted by abhilegend
Still nothing compared to CBR Batgirl.

2 speed fts here. The bullet was shot and Spiderman was still able to get up and turn around before the bullet touched him. The other ft is obviously Cap.

Abhi's wrong about CBR Batgirl. No such thing.

Even Matt's bullet deflection or Elektra's full auto parry pale compared to the bullet dance.

Spidey's still faster, but just saying.

Originally posted by carver9
2 speed fts here. The bullet was shot and Spiderman was still able to get up and turn around before the bullet touched him. The other ft is obviously Cap.

You don't get to wank Parker on my message board.

Here, a beautiful scene that abhi skipped (not sure why), a pair of powerless carjackers beating the living shit out of Peter, right before Steve came to the rescue:

What a speed feat 👆 Insane, as carver would say.

Originally posted by cdtm
Spidey's still faster, but just saying.

We're talking about Cap, you fucking imbecile.

We even made it easy for you so you wouldn't need to click on the links to view scans and you are still blind as fuck.

If all you do is talking to yourself on this board, then maybe you should consider getting hospitalized or quitting it, at least.

Johnny Storm fucks Mary Jane, Peter Cuck does nothing about it, very much like DCnU Clark Cuck:

Scans for SamZED, to make him wet 😍

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
We're talking about Cap, you fucking imbecile.

We even made it easy for you so you wouldn't need to click on the links to view scans and you are still blind as fuck.

If all you do is talking to yourself on this board, then maybe you should consider getting hospitalized or quitting it, at least.

Was replying to Abhi's "CBR Batgirl" comment.

No, Cass really is that fast. She would blitz Cap.

But not Spidey.