Character Ownage

Originally posted by cdtm
Was replying to Abhi's "CBR Batgirl" comment.

No, Cass really is that fast. She would blitz Cap.

But not Spidey.

She couldn't even blitz Deathstroke.

Cap never had a problem landing numerous strikes on Pete in a quick fashion.

You just wanted to masturbate your micropenis to Puny Parker for no reason at all and failed to cum, as your nerve endings are too damaged at this point.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You don't get to wank Parker on my message board.

Here, a beautiful scene that abhi skipped (not sure why), a pair of powerless carjackers beating the living shit out of Peter, right before Steve came to the rescue:

What a speed feat 👆 Insane, as carver would say.

He was barely alive before the fight started and you know it. 😠
As for the MJ scan you're just jealous because he gets all the hot chicks. Black Cat is so into him these days she makes out with dirty sheets that he slept on.😏

Originally posted by SamZED
He was barely alive before the fight started and you know it. 😠

Oh, he felt good enough to try to get back to the superhero business.

But even in the "barely alive" state he should've been able to fend off two carjackers, wouldn't you say? Who weren't in the best shape themselves, considering the crash.

And don't forget that one of them was a GURL... a GURL looking like a poor man's Harley Quinn cosplayer or Sin I Am 😖hifty:

Originally posted by SamZED
As for the MJ scan you're just jealous because he gets all the hot chicks.

Marvel's chief editor and numerous writers (including his own) have confirmed he suffers from the micropenis condition.

Women think of him as of a child who needs babysitting and diaper change. I'd post some pics from educational research material to illustrate exactly what I mean, but...

So you just need to use your imagination or google.

Originally posted by SamZED
Black Cat is so into him these days she makes out with dirty sheets that he slept on.😏

Oh nooooo, you don't get to use the "But Felicia..." card now, not after you told us you think of her as of a useless street cumdumpster with severe daddy issues.

Unless you're saying that is exactly your type... which I could understand very well... 😖hifty:

Also, that "I love watching you sleep" panel was creepy as fuck and actually murdered Peter's micro-boner 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Johnny Storm fucks Mary Jane, Peter Cuck does nothing about it, very much like DCnU Clark Cuck:

Scans for SamZED, to make him wet 😍

Being bi doesn't mean you can't be ladies man, you're showing some signs of insecurity here... 😄

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Being bi doesn't mean you can't be ladies man, you're showing some signs of insecurity here... 😄

How do you know that it was Johnny who was passive? 🙂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
How do you know that it was Johnny who was passive? 🙂

And he still banged Mary Jane Watson. And Peter acted like a complete cuck, doing nothing about it.

Look, you don't want to get in this "who is more gay" contest, as Peter is the gayest there is:

Personal favorite:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And he still banged Mary Jane Watson. And Peter acted like a complete cuck, doing nothing about it.

Look, you don't want to get in this "who is more gay" contest, as Peter is the gayest there is:

Personal favorite:

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
except daken and Johnny is actually canon 😆

Wake up, Boondocks.

The ones I posted are canon, too. You can cry in the corner now 👆

John Stewart as a mortal guardian of the universe absorbs the life energy of a new God about to destroy the cosmos.

Probably the best feat from any skyfather.

Supergirl can haul stars, survives attacks that could destroy several solar systems, hits hard enough to shake the cosmos and is brought down by attacks that could destroy galaxies.

😂

The attacks on the ships, by the gunmen were strong enough to destroy solar systems and Galaxies? The one that knocked her out?

Originally posted by carver9
The attacks on the ships, by the gunmen were strong enough to destroy solar systems and Galaxies? The one that knocked her out?

But abhi you see, Hulk can juggle suns....wait......

Imagine Hulk best statement( which is fabricated by Carver) still cant even compete with any member in the Superman Family statement

Don't get what you mean. Hulk statements always get dismissed on KMC. I just posted an image where the Avengers said the Hulk is the most powerful foe they will ever face (current Hulk) and the DC tards showed up saying they don't accept statements. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Originally posted by abhilegend
Yes and she wasn't koed.

This looks pretty ktfo to me...

https://postimg.cc/fSnfd5Vc

Anyways, this isn't a debate thread, so let's leave this alone.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Supergirl can haul stars, survives attacks that could destroy several solar systems, hits hard enough to shake the cosmos and is brought down by attacks that could destroy galaxies.

😂

Not gonna lie, last two scans gave me a boner.

Thank you 👆

The first things I come to read when getting back to KMC are Carver saying "this looks like a ktfo" and some random slutshaming of Johny Storm. Seems business as usual