Character Ownage

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Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I kinda feel like the clue is in the name.

Yeah, but I remember him being normal-ape sized. But when I look through the scans I'm thinking of he's actually big there too. It's kind of ****ed up.

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He's been eating well as a kid instead of playing with abacus 👆

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Astner
I remember him being normal-ape sized.

Early dementia, common result of math addiction mmm

carver9 Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

[b]TITANO HAD SUPERMAN OUT COLD. [/B]

Could've swore toy man knocked him out as well.

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Originally posted by carver9
Could've swore toy man knocked him out as well.

The Hulk would strangle Supes with his own cape. 👆

MrMind Senior Member

supes would love it, he's into erotic asphyxiation

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Astner
The Hulk would strangle Supes with his own cape. 👆

But not before wiping his green ass with said cape.

MrMind Senior Member
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
But not before wiping his green ass with said cape.

even better supes is into the smell of poop as well

Astner The Ghost Who Walks
StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by MrMind
even better supes is into the smell of poop as well

Nah, Supes is completely asexual.

Unlike a certain hypersexual Asian who used to kill giant hornets with his cock for a living.

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nah, Supes is completely asexual.

Unlike a certain hypersexual Asian who used to kill giant hornets with his cock for a living.

Death.....wasn't the worse fate to befall them.

#MeSoHornet

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MrMind Senior Member

hal jordan is the goat

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Damn dirty apes. A satisfyingly doomed conclusion.

qwertyuiop1998 The Vampire

Edit: posted the wrong scans

qwertyuiop1998 The Vampire

JL security systems are so advanced that even Batman can't bypass it
https://ibb.co/r5jRFys

Also three quadrillion watts are ineffective against Failsafe
https://ibb.co/tKtCzMX
https://ibb.co/3z4XTN4

Edit:
Batman could have unmade Failsafe by time-traveling, but he refuses to do so because it's too dangerous for the timeline

https://ibb.co/hd96ytk

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Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
JL security systems are so advanced that even Batman can't bypass it
https://ibb.co/r5jRFys

Also three quadrillion watts are ineffective against Failsafe
https://ibb.co/tKtCzMX
https://ibb.co/3z4XTN4

Edit:
Batman could have unmade Failsafe by time-traveling, but he refuses to do so because it's too dangerous for the timeline

https://ibb.co/hd96ytk

By design, too.

Can God make a rock so heavy, he cannot lift it? Answer seems to be yes lol.

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Something for Stilt in that first panel. Also, Supermom > Wondermom:

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So Azrael is now retconned to be the product of a Motherbox. Also, some rather anime-style art that some of you might like:

Bentley Seitei

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
By design, too.

Can God make a rock so heavy, he cannot lift it? Answer seems to be yes lol.

If Bruce needed someone smarter to design the security, maybe he asked Clark