Character Ownage

Started by Smurph5,121 pages
Originally posted by Sin I AM
Is it woke pandering? Thought it was pretty spot on

Dialogue is hammy but it's pretty funny that the writer was that keen to put US Agent in his place.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Is it woke pandering? Thought it was pretty spot on

It's like Guy Gardner bashing.

Guy's thing is the machismo and getting away with it. To "put him in his place" is to pander to the crowd that wants to see him get his cumumpance.

Walker is the same way, he's the bully who DOESN'T get karmic backlash.

You're supposed to hate him for flaunting it or love him for owning it.

Originally posted by Smurph
Dialogue is hammy but it's pretty funny that the writer was that keen to put US Agent in his place.

Walker has always been a bit of a stooge though. Extreme nationalist, corporate shill, military bot, add that with his mental instability and you have an easily punchable face draped in the American flag. He's been like that since the beginning, the writer is just refreshing it (albeit heavy-handily)

Originally posted by cdtm
It's like Guy Gardner bashing.

Guy's thing is the machismo and getting away with it. To "put him in his place" is to pander to the crowd that wants to see him get his cumumpance.

Walker is the same way, he's the bully who DOESN'T get karmic backlash.

You're supposed to hate him for flaunting it or love him for owning it.

That's not to say Guy can't lose, he loses all the time.

But he should rarely get "punked".

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Walker has always been a bit of a stooge though. Extreme nationalist, corporate shill, military bot, add that with his mental instability and you have an easily punchable face draped in the American flag. He's been like that since the beginning, the writer is just refreshing it (albeit heavy-handily)
Yeah. It's defensibly in character... but it's also written like a self-serious fanboy.

Like: "He's a slow-moving sculpture that I've run my hands over without ever touching him" is... weirdly erotic? and just such brutal grammar.

Then the ricochet line, and "I need him to see what a man without fear can do"

Lol, just stfu Matt. The scene reads like the writer jerked off to the Baleman voice.

Nice art tho.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Lol at Stillman. Terrible showing for Walker he really needs a mini dude is trash

Nah. It's just a normal showing for him.

Want a terrible one? See him getting beaten up by an idiot like Falcon, getting crippled by a d-list villain such as Nuke or almost getting killed by a one-time forgettable villain such as Proticide.

Oh wait, that's pretty normal for him, too.

Walker is the chump Karnak aspires to be

Seriously, though... while definitely a chump, I believe Walker would literally eat Karnak. And probably a few other Inhumans, too.

Such as Triton... the only character ever creater arguably more lame than Aquaman. Even Pr is not a fan.

Everyone knows Lockjaw is the only Inhuman worth a damn.

Without Lockjaw, they all would have died decades ago.

He acts as a service dog to Inhumans.

Actually, the Inhumans are his service dog.

They are very poorly trained, then, always getting themselves banished, murdered or cancelled.

More like a carver parasite, they are.

From time to time Lockjaw feels like hanging out with a competent team and goes fight along with the Pet Avengers

Hmm, recent JSA issue.
The time manipulator villain( I assuming he is Per Degaton) time powers seem pretty op
https://ibb.co/ZWXqQYB
https://ibb.co/BwbSfjR
https://ibb.co/18FS5Xf
https://ibb.co/CJmkWsS
https://ibb.co/m8bDCGg

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Hmm, recent JSA issue.
The time manipulator villain( I assuming he is Per Degaton) time powers seem pretty op
https://ibb.co/ZWXqQYB
https://ibb.co/BwbSfjR
https://ibb.co/18FS5Xf
https://ibb.co/CJmkWsS
https://ibb.co/m8bDCGg

Crazy feat.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nah. It's just a normal showing for him.

Want a terrible one? See him getting beaten up by an idiot like Falcon, getting crippled by a d-list villain such as Nuke or almost getting killed by a one-time forgettable villain such as Proticide.

Oh wait, that's pretty normal for him, too.

Agree w everything except Nuke. He was a beast and that crippling added a shit ton to Walkers character

Falcon's an idiot?

😂

Odin and full Odinforce Thor gets koed by a country level level explosion.

Double lol

Explosion so massive that it exploded this thread

Beastly feat tbh

Originally posted by Smurph
Explosion so massive that it exploded this thread

Beastly feat tbh


My boy Odin is treated with respect.