Wrathful Dwarf's Ye Olde Magical Shop

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Wrathful Dwarf's Ye Olde Magical Shop

*strokes beard*

Greetings Fellow Travelers!

This humble dwarf is opening his shop for all customers.

This is what we have in stock:

Wooden Club: 50 KMC Credits
Travelers Sword:150 KMC Credits
Axe: 250 KMC Credits
Mace: 275 KMC Credits
Chainmail: 300 KMC Credits
Iron Breast Plate: 375 KMC Credits
Shield: 400 KMC Credits

Weapons are NOT your choice? Perhaps these items might interest you:

Wooden Bark Potion (perfect for making people sneeze) 25 KMC Credits
Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion (excellent for making people sick) 35 KMC Credits
Old Wizards secret Potion (a great gift for weary travelers) 40 KMC Credits
Dragons Sweat Potion (No one will dare contradict you in an argument) 125 KMC Credits

No weapons? No Potions? Perhaps Jewels are your interest?

Dark Woods Zaphire Ruby only 250 KMC Credits
High Mountain Diamonds only 350 KMC Credits
Lady of the Lake Pearls only 500 KMC Credits

We don't accept visa, mastercard...as matter of fact we don't accept any credit cards. And neither money, gold, or IOU. We only accept KMC Credits!

Feel free to stop by and thank you for shopping. 😊

We also trade for valuable objects. Feel free to bargain!

*Note* This is NOT to be taken as an RPG.

Once again, this is NOT an RPG.

We introduce new items but can't level up nor upgrade items. Thank you!

how much is the dwarf? bag

I will take a Mace and Dragons Sweat Potion for all my Cred's.

Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion please 😊

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*strokes beard*

Greetings Fellow Travelers!

This humble dwarf is opening his shop for all customers.

This is what we have in stock:

Wooden Club: 50 KMC Credits
Travelers Sword:150 KMC Credits
Axe: 250 KMC Credits
Mace: 275 KMC Credits
Chainmail: 300 KMC Credits
Iron Breast Plate: 375 KMC Credits
Shield: 400 KMC Credits

Weapons are NOT your choice? Perhaps these items might interest you:

Wooden Bark Potion (perfect for making people sneeze) 25 KMC Credits
Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion (excellent for making people sick) 35 KMC Credits
Old Wizards secret Potion (a great gift for weary travelers) 40 KMC Credits
Dragons Sweat Potion (No one will dare contradict you in an argument) 125 KMC Credits

No weapons? No Potions? Perhaps Jewels are your interest?

Dark Woods Zaphire Ruby only 250 KMC Credits
High Mountain Diamonds only 350 KMC Credits
Lady of the Lake Pearls only 500 KMC Credits

We don't accept visa, mastercard...as matter of fact we don't accept any credit cards. And neither money, gold, or IOU. We only accept KMC Credits!

Feel free to stop by and thank you for shopping. 😊

We also trade for valuable objects. Feel free to bargain!

Is there a way to gain more KMC Credits?

How Do I MAKE credits?

Wouldn't this be better in role play?

Originally posted by DarkWizard
I will take a Mace and Dragons Sweat Potion for all my Cred's.

That would be 400 KMC Credits.

*pulls out bag*

Here is your change....

Thank you for shopping. 😄

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
how much is the dwarf? bag

💃

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Wouldn't this be better in role play?

I'm pretty sure we would have thought of that before.

We are doing this mostly for shits and giggles. 😛

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
How Do I MAKE credits?

Wouldn't this be better in role play?

Visit the KMC Credit House thread.

And as for your answer....we're not establishing an RPG. We're trying to keep this from becoming an RPG game. And we're avoiding storylines. This is just for cheesy fun.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
💃

That would be 400 KMC Credits.

*pulls out bag*

Here is your change....

Thank you for shopping. 😄

thanks much! 😊

I buy everything... I won the KMC Lottery a year ago... 😐

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
thanks much! 😊

Oops! I'm sorry WC. The dwarf is not for sale. I just fixed my post.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Oops! I'm sorry WC. The dwarf is not for sale. I just fixed my post.
lol, ok 😛 * unclips leash*

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
lol, ok 😛 * unclips leash*

Gah! 😂

May I interest you in some potions? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Gah! 😂

May I interest you in some potions? 😖hifty:

what kind? 🙂

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
what kind? 🙂

Old Wizards secret Potion...or as you might call it in your world...Energy Drink. 😛

*beats Spoony with mace*

There is no KMC lottery! 😄

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Old Wizards secret Potion...or as you might call it in your world...Energy Drink. 😛
....red bull? 😕 whatever it is, will it give me wings?! 😱

I don't like Dwarves....I want the Chief Dance-with-the-Winds again cry

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
....red bull? 😕 whatever it is, will it give me wings?! 😱

More like Gatorade. 😉