Wrathful Dwarf's Ye Olde Magical Shop

Started by xyz jedi7 pages

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
here---->http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t386373.html

But I think the credit keeper is away. 😛

Thrown in a 50 KMC credits and you got yourself a deal. Deal?

come on, this is rare!

Oh alright.

Where'd he go?

Originally posted by xyz jedi
come on, this is rare!

Oh alright.

You got yourself a deal!

💃

*hands over Axe*

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
You got yourself a deal!

💃

*hands over Axe*

Any training lessons?

I assign myself WD's aide, who brings in the loadfuls of goods to be sold. 😊

Er, with his permission, that is.

Certainly! 😄

Hmm..not enough customers.....We Now Offer Ice Coffee Drinks with purchase! 😱

While supplies last.

Spoiler:
Yeah, I'm a cheap greedy dwarf

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Sorry guys I snooze a bit yesterday (damn network connections)

Here you go Lana

*gives pears*

Whoah! Big Spender! 😱

DarkC you're very welcome.

As I said, I have no real need for weapons...I have my own, and I prefer magic 😉

Any custom-made requests go to me. State your weapon/amor/any magical shiznit type, attributes, etc.

Pfft... I could just open my own damned shop!

Originally posted by Sorgo
Pfft... I could just open my own damned shop!

But we offer it custom-made. 😛 Nyah.

I got Lightsabers that could cut through any Item Dwarfboy can offer.

Originally posted by Sorgo
I got Lightsabers that could cut through any Item Dwarfboy can offer.

Not if I put enchants on them! 😱

Originally posted by DarkC
Not if I put enchants on them! 😱

I just Force pushed any Enchantment you had on you into hell.

Don't make me start molding stuff out of adamantium. Then we'll talk.

Originally posted by Lord Magnus
Don't make me start molding stuff out of adamantium. Then we'll talk.

Because Adamantium is unexistant, I automatically deem it a Fiction-fact that a Lightsaber can go through it.

Don't make me whip out the Jawa.

Because if that happens, there will be no talking.

Adamantium can theoretically withstand a nuclear explosion without retaining heat.

And since the beginning of Episode 1 shows that lightsabers cannot instantly cut through anything without resistance, it has limits, which adamantium does not, and adamantium is superior.

Darn expensive though... fortunately a piece of it 1 to the negative 99999999999999999999999th power millimeters thick will never break.

Is there a can of Insane Elves Irritant Itchy Insects on stock here? I need to pull a prank on my boss

huh huh huh...

I want an axe 😐

HALT! This is the n00b General! Mr. WrathfulDwarf, I apologize but..*Takes out AK-47* In the name of all that is n00b, your store is robbed! NOW PUT THE CREDITS IN THIS BAG! *Takes out bag*