Whoever is the idiot who invented Plastic Wrap...

Started by ~Da Moose~6 pages

Whoever is the idiot who invented Plastic Wrap...

...needs to die. ๐Ÿ˜ 

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off. ๐Ÿ‘†

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl. ๐Ÿ˜ 

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope. ๐Ÿ™

cry

Originally posted by Bloigen
cry

You did not invent plastic wrap! ๐Ÿ˜ 

You invented toilet seat cover sheets.

๐Ÿ˜‚

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You did not invent plastic wrap! ๐Ÿ˜ 

You invented toilet seat cover sheets.

WOO!

I didnt invent it either but you really should be more careful about how you try to untangle it you could lose an eye

๐Ÿ™...awww, I know how ye feel..I have the same problamo with that stuff....it's very tricky...shuriken

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...needs to die. ๐Ÿ˜ 

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off. ๐Ÿ‘†

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl. ๐Ÿ˜ 

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope. ๐Ÿ™

your really funny ๐Ÿ˜›...and all plastic wrap is like that, its crap.

Foil Paper ๐Ÿ˜„ โœ…

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
your really funny ๐Ÿ˜›...and all plastic wrap is like that, its crap.

But it's a real problem! ๐Ÿ™

So I either have to eat ALL the food in one sitting and become obscenely fat, or throw perfectly good leftovers out.

I refuse to put anymore money in that person's pockets... ๐Ÿ˜ 

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Foil Paper ๐Ÿ˜„ โœ…

Nah, I'll just mess that up too...if I have to use tape or whatever to seal it together, I'll end up taping my eyebrows to the table or something. ๐Ÿ˜ 

Nice signature mate! ๐Ÿ‘†

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But it's a real problem! ๐Ÿ™

So I either have to eat ALL the food in one sitting and become obscenely fat, or throw perfectly good leftovers out.

I refuse to put anymore money in that person's pockets... ๐Ÿ˜ 

what if you use glad wear containers?? or foil like A1 said?

yes yes i know..got some help from select members here for the sig ๐Ÿ˜„

Re: Whoever is the idiot who invented Plastic Wrap...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...needs to die. ๐Ÿ˜ 

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off. ๐Ÿ‘†

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl. ๐Ÿ˜ 

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope. ๐Ÿ™

*Jumps out of the shadows and destroys the plastic wrap with my lightsaber* Fear not, next time.. just use tinfoil. *'force jumps' into the ceiling*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes yes i know..got some help from select members here for the sig ๐Ÿ˜„

its a nice sig โœ…

Originally posted by Ronny
*Jumps out of the shadows and destroys the plastic wrap with my lightsaber* Fear not, next time.. just use tinfoil. *'force jumps' into the ceiling*

๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
what if you use glad wear containers?? or foil like A1 said?

I suppose I could do that...and I've thought about it, but I couldn't very well say that from the start or this thread would never have seen the light of day. ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes yes i know..got some help from select members here for the sig ๐Ÿ˜„

๐Ÿ™‚ That frickin bottle of A1 is the ***'s, man! ๐Ÿ‘† ๐Ÿ˜‚

Re: Re: Whoever is the idiot who invented Plastic Wrap...

Originally posted by Ronny
*Jumps out of the shadows and destroys the plastic wrap with my lightsaber* Fear not, next time.. just use tinfoil. *'force jumps' into the ceiling*

That's awesome!!

Ronny lives on my ceiling! droolio

*thinks* ๐Ÿฅท

Please ignore what you saw me doing this morning after my shower, 'kay? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

My dad invented plastic wrap disgust

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes yes i know..got some help from select members here for the sig ๐Ÿ˜„
I was watching ROTS last night and my dad started crying ๐Ÿ˜‘ I was so ashamed.

๐Ÿคจ I think HOPE I was adopted