Whoever is the idiot who invented Plastic Wrap...

Started by Lady Fi6 pages
Lady Fi Wisdomous

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
🤨

It was a joke...you called me Cling wrap and I called you.....meh...ferget it....

Guess I lost my sense of humour for a moment 😉

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good, then why don't you marry yourself?

*feels like a 9 year old* 😮


And THIS,is why I dumped you. schmoll

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Lady Fi
Guess I lost my sense of humour for a moment 😉

Can I ask why?

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
And THIS,is why I dumped you. schmoll

Not because of my hairy back? 🙁

Lady Fi Wisdomous

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Can I ask why?
Because I didn't get the joke...ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Lady Fi
Because I didn't get the joke...ermm

I was dropped on my head as a baby....forgive me.

Lady Fi Wisdomous

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I was dropped on my head as a baby....forgive me.
Uh-huh..that explains alot...

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not because of my hairy back? 🙁

Also.And because you sweared around the children schmoll

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Lady Fi
Uh-huh..that explains alot...

You hate me, don't you?

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
Also.And because you sweared around the children schmoll

I did not...and don't you DARE use that in the divorce.

Or I'll bring up your infidelity with the cat.

Lady Fi Wisdomous

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You hate me, don't you?
No..I don't hate you...hate is a very strong word...

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Lady Fi
No..I don't hate you...hate is a very strong word...

Ouch....

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...needs to die. 😠

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off. 👆

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl. 😠

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope. 🙁

you're kinda hopeless arent you? lol

Mišt Senior Member

Originally posted by Ronny
I'll be in my bunk

*waits to see how many Firefly fans get that*

*humps you*

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Mišt
*humps you*

not your girlfriend my ass 😛

Mišt Senior Member

Mhmmm😐

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Mišt
Mhmmm😐

uh huh 🤨

Mišt Senior Member

Yeah.....shock

rej1587 Member

Well this sure stayed on the topic of plastic wrap.

Glad Press-n-seal works wonders though 🙂.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah.....shock

oh 😒