Whoever is the idiot who invented Plastic Wrap...

Originally posted by Bloigen
Sure.

Good.

I was hoping that question would somehow be misdirected to you...it was my most secretest of secret desires....

Originally posted by Slay
As soon as you get your Strawberry Shortcake fungus-ass slippers out of my house 😐

I will.....but I am telling you mister, this ain't over, not by a long shot..and I promise you that the alimony you're gonna have to pay will be 10 times worse than my Strawberry shortcake slippers. 😠

*sits in the corner and tries to cut pretty shapes out of cling film*

It never works weep

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I will.....but I am telling you mister, this ain't over, not by a long shot..and I promise you that the alimony you're gonna have to pay will be 10 times worse than my Strawberry shortcake slippers. 😠

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah,like I would leave my children with a disorientated mother,who happens to be a moose who part-time's at a stripclub schmoll

If an oriental person gets dizzy do they become disoriented?

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah,like I would leave my children with a disorientated mother,who happens to be a moose who part-time's at a stripclub schmoll

Mother?! LMFAO! 😂 I'm the father you stupid little biatch.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Mother?! LMFAO! 😂 I'm the father you stupid little biatch.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah.That's what you like to think.The system has you biatch..the system has you...

Oh, that's it! I'm going back to the woman's shelter and calling the cops....

Hmm...woman's shelter....stripper in a female club....devout lesbian......

😱 I AM the mother!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh, that's it! I'm going back to the woman's shelter and calling the cops....

Hmm...woman's shelter....stripper in a female club....devout lesbian......

😱 I [B]AM the mother!! [/B]

...and I can keep the kids,is what I meant to say...

Originally posted by Slay
Exactly.Yet your going into a mental home.So now me and my 20 year old model girl friend can live of all the money I had stored on a Swiss bank account! evillaugh

Ok.

I come off as bizarre and weird sometimes, and I am a little off the wall.

But this conversation is starting to make me feel....gross.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good.

I was hoping that question would somehow be misdirected to you...it was my most secretest of secret desires....

bloigenowns

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok.

I come off as bizarre and weird sometimes, and I am a little off the wall.

But this conversation is starting to make me feel....gross.

Originally posted by Slay
That is why I wanted to end it...but we always seem to start over again 😐

I know I know I know....

So what do we do?

Should we kiss and make up? 😉 😂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know I know I know....

So what do we do?

Should we kiss and make up? 😉 😂

Originally posted by Slay
Your starting again eyes

😂 🤣

So are you, stud. naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 🤣

So are you, stud. naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...needs to die. 😠

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off. 👆

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl. 😠

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope. 🙁

dont be sad, get glad zipperbags

Originally posted by Slay
Stop while you're at it muffin eyes

Ok Mr Otaku, I will do just that.

*Grabs his brief case, straightens his tie, shakes Mr Otaku's hand and gives him a big kiss*

It's been a pleasure.