ComicBookWorm
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BATMAN BEGINS...AND BEGINS...AND BEGINS...AND BEGINS...AND BEGINS...
They say this movie is "real" yet it's so rehearsed, it's anything but. How can you expect to take a BATMAN movie serious with dialogue like this?
HOMELESS MAN: "Nice Coat."
BATMAN: "Nice Coat."
THOMAS WAYNE: "Don't be afraid Bruce."
RA'S/DUCARD (Whoever): "Don't be afraid Bruce."
THOMAS WAYNE: "Why do we fall?..."
ALFRED: "Why do we fall?..."
RA'S/DUCARD: "Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons."
BRUCE WAYNE: "Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons."
and the winner, for worst line goes to...
RACHEL DAWES: "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you."
BATMAN" "It's not who I am underneath..." You get the point.
Oh and in any world “real” or fantasy, BATMAN wouldn’t kill cops.
Also, in the "real" world, a guy with no superpowers taking out 10 or 15 thugs out faster than NEO, THE FLASH, SPIDER-MAN and SUPERMAN combined, getting set on fire and surviving a 7 story fall out of a window and waking up a week later like nothing happened? "Kids, don't try this at home." I thought it was "Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up." Not "Why do fall? So our butler's can come pick us up." Even Bruce Lee didn't move that fast, and even if he did the directors made sure it looked "REAL." Plus, “Batman lives in the real world?” Boy, somebody needs a “reality” check. Anybody who can say this with a straight face must have fallen into a vat of chemicals.
YES, it has more characters that are actually from the comics than any other BATMAN movie. YES, Joe Chill killed Bruce Wayne's parents; and YES I agree. This movie is totally overrated. Usually the reasons I hear who argue that this movie is the best have superficial reasons such as "Oh, Bale's cowl was great, he didn't have to turn to move his head." Or "Wow, Bale looks like Bruce Wayne." B.F.D. then of course there's the always ludicrous, "Well, you just don't like it because you're not a BATMAN fan." To all of you who say that to me I say, "F@#k you." If you ever saw how many comic books, especially BATMAN you wouldn't be so quick to contradict me. So because I'm not a FRANK MILLER BATMAN fan I don't know anything about BATMAN? Well, unlike you BATMAN BEGINS fanatics I prefer a BATMAN as he should be "a self made man", not as some DIRTY HARRY, DARTH VADER, SAM KINISON (coming off all quiet one minute and screaming at the top of your lungs the next), SHANNON DOHERTY (acting like some superficial, pugilist) AZRAEL (it's the suit and gadgets that make me a hero) wannabe.
In TIM BURTON'S masterpiece, the opening is so much more compelling and it opens at night. In BATMAN BEGINS...AND BEGINS...AND BEGINS...AND BEGINS. it's the first BATMAN movie I saw that opens during the day.
The BATMAN I know is as I said a "self made man", a "self made man" doesn't get everything he needs to fight crime conveniently handed to him. Plus, it's kind of contradicting in itself that THOMAS WAYNE who set out to fight crime and violence has MILITARY APPLICATIONS.
I can think of a thousand reasons to hate this movie, literally. Where as BATMAN BEGINS fanatics can't even think of a reason as to why they love it, they just say they do. I want to know what it was they loved so much about the movie. Was it the incessant talking? The choppy editing in the most compelling scenes? Such as when Bruce's parents die, and when BATMAN finally springs into action and we never see a second of those fantastic fighting skills that Bruce Wayne has "trained" for? Was it the ridiculous BAT-TANK chase scene which for some reason is "killing" cops (Way to preserve law & Order by the Bats) and they're making stupid jokes? Was it the guys in the Water Tower acting like f@#king idiots stating the obvious (if anything in this movie could vaguely be construed as "acting"😉? Was it Rachel Dawes driving up to a bunch of homeless people telling us what we already know? What is this THE F#%KING WONDER YEARS? I'm not stupid, I don't need an explanation of what's already in front of my face. What I want to know is the most obvious "If Rachel has a car, why does she take the train? So Batman can save her?", "What decade is this? When did they start having stun guns, sports cars, cell phones and color TV 7yrs after the GREAT DEPRESSION?". Another questions even BATMAN BEGINS fans ask is "If you have a device that sucks the water out of things, wouldn't that kill people anyway?" Of course the give some arcane explanation from that weaslly little guy about how the device microwaves an enemies water supply, but isn't water, water? Or for that matter "If you have a device that sucks the water out of things, why bother dumping toxins into it?",
I'm sure all the characters are equally interesting, in fact I know from the comics, but Nolan and Goyer are so busy filling Bale's ego that you don't have a chance to appreciate them. If this is a movie for BATMAN fans, then why do we need a 1hr. explanation as to the how and why of BRUCE WAYNE becoming BATMAN. People complained that "Oh, the villains got too much screen time.", of course these so called BATMAN BEGINS fans seem to be missing the point. As Burton explained "Batman works better when he's in the shadows, he's dark, mysterious and reclusive, so he's not gonna be eating up screen time and dancing around the Batcave." I for one don't want to see BATMAN sinking into brooding self pity for 1hr. if you are still p.o.ed about what happened to your parents 20 years ago and want somebody to listen to your problems tell a shrink; not a crime boss; not an audience; not your Zsa Zsa Gabor of a girlfriend; a shrink. Another thing that bugs me, is the whole scene from when Bruce comes back from "Princeton" to the part where he throws the gun in the river. Not only because of the obvious eat more screen time, so Bruce Wayne can selfishly see the guy who killed his parents get his. But it takes away from the whole idea that he is "obsessed", he would've started becoming BATMAN rather than coming back all, "Oh woe is me, I have a big house, lots of money, killer good looks and a million dollar company. There's nothing to live for. Hey Rachel, I’m damaged goods, want to make out in my parent’s bed?"
I can go on and on. I definitely wanted to express my opinions on how undermined I thought Ra's Al Ghul/Henri Ducard whoever the f@#k Liam Neeson was supposed to be and my favorite villain SCARECROW was reduced to a petty thug who throws a potato sack over his head, jumps out and screams "Boo!" (Ooh, that would scare the s@#t out of me, if I were still in training pants. I guess they didn't have money for a silk stocking in their 135 billion dollar budget). Anyway, I'm tired and unlike all the actors in BATMAN BEGINS I'm not getting paid billions of dollars to talk...and talk...and talk...and talk. So good Knight, or in the case of BATMAN BEGINS, good-bye.