Whats E.T short for?

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
What do you all a Rat with no tale?
A rubbish story teller. (I made it up on the spot)

He he.

What do you call Arnold Schwarzenegger and a hairdresser?

The Perminator.

Thanks.

Hahaha.

I can't believe people are actually telling the thread starter- dumb as the thread may be- what ET really stands for, and then have the nerve to accuse him of stupidity.

Originally posted by Bloigen
He he.

What do you call Arnold Schwarzenegger and a hairdresser?

The Perminator.

😂

What did Darth Vader say too Luke at christmas ?

I feel your presents! (Sorry had to do a SW one!)

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
😂

What did Darth Vader say too Luke?

I feel your presents! (Sorry had to do a SW one!)

I don't get it.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I don't get it.

Originally posted by Xoni
Remember that Stephen Speilberg Cassic - ET?

Does anybody actually know what E.T's short for?

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Because he's got little legs 🤣

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Originally posted by xyz jedi
In the Steven Spielsburg classic, it stood for extra turrestrial, but I don't what the cassic is. Do you?

It was a Joke ET was short because he had little legs.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Oh crap sorry I didnt write it all wait a sec i'll edit.

Ok, now I get it. I thought Vader was trying to feel his balls or something.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
In the Steven Spielsburg classic, it stood for extra turrestrial, but I don't what the cassic is. Do you?

🙄

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
It was a Joke ET was short because he had little legs.

Holy sh!t. I didn't understand until I read your post.

That's f$^%*#% sad. 😐

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Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Hahaha.

I can't believe people are actually telling the thread starter- dumb as the thread may be- what ET really stands for, and then have the nerve to accuse him of stupidity.

I may remark that the only two people that actually told the Thread Starter what E.T. stands for (which I by the way believe to be a reasonable question) did not accuse it of stupidity.
And yes, I might only say that cause I am one of them.
That this by coincidence is a pretty lame joke too is in no way important.

Originally posted by Bloigen
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

😂 🤣

Originally posted by Bloigen
He he.

What do you call Arnold Schwarzenegger and a hairdresser?

The Perminator.

They're really flowing now!

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Hahaha.

I can't believe people are actually telling the thread starter- dumb as the thread may be- what ET really stands for, and then have the nerve to accuse him of stupidity.

Thanks for confirming that i am thinking logical, i was beginning to think it may have been me 🙂

Originally posted by Xoni
Thanks for confirming that i am thinking logical, i was beginning to think it may have been me 🙂

Actually he said you open stupid Threads.... but yes, I admit that I haven't even read your initial post.....I am sorry.

[edit] Scratch that....I remember now....when I responded you hadn't added the joke yet. I didn't read it until now....you lost.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok, now I get it. I thought Vader was trying to feel his balls or something.

🙄

I LIKE IT! 😄

Originally posted by Xoni
and i'm known at work as the 'Joker'

Do you kill people and make your victims mouths form into big smiles?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually he said you open stupid Threads.... but yes, I admit that I haven't even read your initial post.....I am sorry.

[edit] Scratch that....I remember now....when I responded you hadn't added the joke yet. I didn't read it until now....you lost.

My reply was actually referring to 'I can't believe people are actually telling the thread starter...........................what ET really stands for, and then have the nerve to accuse him of stupidity.

AND AS FOR YOUR COMMENT 'when I responded you hadn't added the joke yet. I didn't read it until now....you lost' - DON'T THINK SO BABY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY FIRST POST, DO YOU THINK I'M A MODERATOR OR SOMETHING - HOW ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ABOVE YOUR INITIAL POST? AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY FIRST POST - IT HASN'T BEEN ALTERED - IF IT HAD THERE WOULD BE A TIME AND DATE IT WAS ALTERED - NOW WHO'S LOST 😮‍💨 💃

Originally posted by Bardock42
Do you kill people and make your victims mouths form into big smiles?

Only when they lie to me and then have the cheak to say 'you've lost' 😉