Whats E.T short for?

Originally posted by Xoni
My reply was actually referring to 'I can't believe people are actually telling the thread starter...........................what ET really stands for, and then have the nerve to accuse him of stupidity.

AND AS FOR YOUR COMMENT 'when I responded you hadn't added the joke yet. I didn't read it until now....you lost' - DON'T THINK SO BABY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY FIRST POST, DO YOU THINK I'M A MODERATOR OR SOMETHING - HOW ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ABOVE YOUR INITIAL POST? AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY FIRST POST - IT HASN'T BEEN ALTERED - IF IT HAD THERE WOULD BE A TIME AND DATE IT WAS ALTERED - NOW WHO'S LOST 😮‍💨 💃

But you did. Anyways. I remember you only had the banana and no answer.....maybe the Edited thing doesn't show up when You start a thread....need to try.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I may remark that the only two people that actually told the Thread Starter what E.T. stands for (which I by the way believe to be a reasonable question) did not accuse it of stupidity.
And yes, I might only say that cause I am one of them.
That this by coincidence is a pretty lame joke too is in no way important.

The one that caught my eye was this:

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
You're 3/4 retarded if you don't know what ET stands for. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
The one that caught my eye was this:

Yeah that was a stupid response.

Anyways, I have no clue what has happened...but I believe what Spoony quioted in this post

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Yes, I do remember it...

Yes.... around 6,000,000,000 people.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah that was a stupid response.

Anyways, I have no clue what has happened...but I believe what Spoony quioted in this post
(on page one) was what originally was posted....the scroll down must have been added later...why it isn't shown seems strange to me...but anyways....that'S the way I think it was.

Maybe he intended to answer in his next post. The wording is a well-known joke, and I can't see that being coincidence.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=388386&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1

Doesn't say "Last Edited by ...".

😬

Well thats the end of that chapter.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Maybe he intended to answer in his next post. The wording is a well-known joke, and I can't see that being coincidence.

Yes, I just used "coincidence" to make myself feel better.

Originally posted by Bloigen
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=388386&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1

Doesn't say "Last Edited by ...".

😬

My point exactly...but, well, maybe Spooony didn't quote the whole thing....and I don't know when it says "Last edited by" it doesn't always

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, I just used "coincidence" to make myself feel better.

My point exactly...but, well, maybe Spooony didn't quote the whole thing....and I don't know when it says "Last edited by" it doesn't always

No not always.

Only when edited within the same minute.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Only when edited within the same minute.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Only when edited within the same minute.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Ahh...... this has diverted a little... (close)

Originally posted by Xoni
As most of you are from the states, you probably don't understand English humour - no fault of your own! I should have thought about this prior to posting.

I will try and explain.

The English are allways making jokes about the Irish and Scottish - as the Irish, especially, are VERY funny people - if you know what i mean 😉

The Irish are reknown for doing some very funny and silly things in England, and i can vouch for that myself as i am both Irish and Scottish - as my Father was Irish (from Norhern Ireland), and my mother Scottish, so i don't stand a chance!! 😱

I have also done some VERY stupid things through life - and i'm known at work as the 'Joker' (somebody who is allways making people laugh and doing funny/stupid things).

Anyway, whenever a joke is told in England, it normally involves the Irish - hence the reason for the 'Irish Dog', it wouldn't have really been that funny (not that you guys from over the pond found it funny anyway) if a 'Welsh Dog' was used. It's known as a very funny joke in England.

Irish jokes arn't intended to be offensive in England, and being Irish i also know a lot of other Irish people, some of who are Irish travellers, and they also enjoy the Irish jokes.

Anyway, hope the above explains it a little better for you all 🙂

The reason I actually asked that question in the first place is because I am Irish, not American. I understood that you were implying that Irish people are stupid, I was just wondering why you had to insult the Irish to tell your joke?

Originally posted by Xirius
The reason I actually asked that question in the first place is because I am Irish, not American. I understood that you were implying that Irish people are stupid, I was just wondering why you had to insult the Irish to tell your joke?

So - you've never heard jokes about the Englishman, Irishman, and the Scottishman eh?

And, just for the record, i am also Irish - my real name is Soni Tyrone, its a little more acceptable when you joke about something that you also are - just like that AfroCarribean commedian, was it Lenny Henry? I think it was him - he used to tell jokes about coloured people, now, if a white man was to do that - then it would be classed as Racist, but when a coloured man does that - its acceptable and funny 🙂

You really need to lighten up a little, you're obviously either young and haven't been out in the real world yet, or you've lived a sheletered life.

As i say, being Irish i know a lot of Irish travellers, and they all appreciate jokes like that - and there's no reason why you shouldn't either - unless your after attention - or are trying to provoke.

A very good freind of mine has just been diagnosed with aids. I've known him for a long time and i was totally destraught when i found out he had aids. It worries me how easily he caught it. I was allways under the mistaken impression that you had to be gay, or sleep about with loads of woman who had loads of partners. But he wasn't like that, and didn't do that. He caught it at work of all places. He worked on a building site and trod on a nail. It was a bent one.

Originally posted by Xoni
A very good freind of mine has just been diagnosed with aids. I've known him for a long time and i was totally destraught when i found out he had aids. It worries me how easily he caught it. I was allways under the mistaken impression that you had to be gay, or sleep about with loads of woman who had loads of partners. But he wasn't like that, and didn't do that. He caught it at work of all places. He worked on a building site and trod on a nail. It was a bent one.

😂 😂 😂

Hey I'm the Scotsman!

Originally posted by Xoni
A very good freind of mine has just been diagnosed with aids. I've known him for a long time and i was totally destraught when i found out he had aids. It worries me how easily he caught it. I was allways under the mistaken impression that you had to be gay, or sleep about with loads of woman who had loads of partners. But he wasn't like that, and didn't do that. He caught it at work of all places. He worked on a building site and trod on a nail. It was a bent one.

If that is supposed to be a joke I don't get it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
If that is supposed to be a joke I don't get it.

There's a bright bunch of guys on this forum isn't there 🙄

Somebody explain it to him..............................

She said ealier that she thought you could only get aids from gay people... In Britain Bent is slang for Gay.

It's a play on words.
The nail was bent... the nail was gay? duroomdum tsh

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
She said ealier that she thought you could only get aids from gay people... In Britain Bent is slang for Gay.

It's a play on words.
The nail was bent... the nail was gay? duroomdum tsh

You explained that fantastically 🙂

Originally posted by Xoni
You explained that fantastically 🙂

He's german....