Batman vs. 30 Silverback Gorillas

Started by long pig7 pages

Originally posted by golem370
A Silverback is on averge Gorillas move about by knuckle-walking. Adult males range in height from 1.65 m to 1.75 m (5.4 to 5.7 feet), and in weight from 140 kg to 165 kg (305 to 360 pounds). Silverbacks are like 10 times stronger then a biggest American Football player. One of my favorite animals ever.Some Silverbacks been none to get 450pounds of weight and 6feet tall

Did you just give a bio on a Gorilla?

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Gorillas take it. Batman would actually run if it were a real fight, but there's no way he could take them all down. Gas might work.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Baby gorrilas climb trees for protection but when they start to get as bulky as their parents they stay on the ground longer and longer after each season after each year.

Silverback Gorrilas cannot climb trees, and even if they could every branch that they step could potentially break.

And with this said batman will be able to climb faster

Adult males can climb. Have you ever watched a documentary? Or been to a zoo? They swing and climb around on heavier trees. Obviously, they're heavier, so a small tree won't bear their weight. And they don't have any predators, so there's rarely any need to climb. But that's different from saying they can't climb if they need to.

See here:

http://www.philadelphiazoo.org/index.php?id=3_1_1_9

They have long arms and tremendous torso muscles (and disproportionately short legs) for a reason. They are evolved to navigate thick terrain, not run long periods on the plains.

Unless batman is surrounded, he should have no problem running away from them on flat land. Humans evolved to run on the plains.

You can't say the same about rough terrain. Batman coudl easily trip, be surprised, or simply be too slow. If he climbed a small tree (big enough to hold a 200+ pound man but not a 300 pound gorilla), the gorillas would just follow and break the tree down in the process.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Why don't you make thread like this:

Wolverine vs. 1,000 Evil versions of Thanos?

I'm sure you'll get more attention you desperate child. 🙄

You're too old to be here.

Originally posted by long pig
Did you just give a bio on a Gorilla?

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He gives one on everything else. Why not a gorilla?

i think batman takes it w/ bananite????

Adult males can climb. Have you ever watched a documentary? Or been to a zoo? They swing and climb around on heavier trees. Obviously, they're heavier, so a small tree won't bear their weight. And they don't have any predators, so there's rarely any need to climb. But that's different from saying they can't climb if they need to.

Thanks for the correction, even though I did say that if the silver backs could climb trees every branch that they step could potentially break.

Assuming this is jungle terrain, Bruce would probably recieve the first blow and run his ass off. Then, he'd magically build a time machine made of twigs and sacrificed tropical fish. After that, he'd kill all the silverback gorillas by creating environmental obstructions and decrease the gorilla's chance of adaptation. Then, he'd let them die and get replaced by another species.

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I think Batman could lure them somewhere in the jungle and trap them in a controlled forrest fire. But I mean, if this was a flat plain- then yeah he'd lose...unless he became their ***** and poisoned their food, there's no plausible way for him to win.

batman uses his Bat-anti gorrila spray and takes it

You guys got your comics and real life all mixed up. Batman's already beat the hell out of genetically enhanced gorillas.

Originally posted by slade10
Yea, 12 x 12 room, batman has no chance. Actually, it would be hard to fit that many gorillas in a room of that size, unless you stacked them on top of each other. 🙂

Jungle or mountainous terrain, 50% victory. Batman won't be able to use his speed/endurance as well in rough terrain.

Flat terrain, batman wins 100% of the time. Humans evolved specifically as running apes. Batman could just run them all to exhaustion, then come back and snap their necks. They certainly wouldn't be smart enough to stop and re-think their attack plan.

In a 12x12 room batman would anihilate the 30 silverbacks with his bare hands. He would quickly belch and convulge in a hysterical like manner; the gorillaz would fling their arms in the air and beat their chest, what appeared to be madness that engulfed Batman, was in fact Batman speaking Gorilla! He rallied them to his side with a inspiritation like speech! Batman needs no prep time for this rumble of the jungle, it is only instinct that batman wins!

savage Hulk vs. 30 silverback gorillas....hmmm im leaning towards Hulk, by a landslide

LMAO

I THINK OL' BRUCE WOULD END UP LIKE HIS PARENTS IN THIS FIGHT

you people r saying those 30 ****ing gorillas can beat batman he'll just blow them all up with some weopon or shit

Originally posted by batman2505
you people r saying those 30 ****ing gorillas can beat batman he'll just blow them all up with some weopon or shit

He doesn't have any gadgets for this fight.

Originally posted by Azeld
One on one he can take it. All at once and anyone below wolverine dies.

Hell even Wolverine gets trumped here.

LMAO!!

This thread is the best.

I can just see Bruce's body being thrown around like a ragdoll and dragged around all day by his cape. There is no running from Gorillas.

I was looking for Gorilla Videos on Youtube but fail. I found this though http://youtube.com/watch?v=iu0e14i3Egw&search=Wild%20Boyz

You guys got your comics and real life all mixed up. Batman's already beat the hell out of genetically enhanced gorillas.

Yeah that is right....one enhance gorrila equates to about 5 normal silverback gorrilas.

Re: Batman vs. 30 Silverback Gorillas

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
No prep. No equipment.

These are 30 Alpha Male gorillas on bloodlust.

A fight to the death

who wins?

Hmmmmm...... Of course Bats could not fight off 30 silver-backed gorillas, and it'd be difficult for him to fight off one. In addition to being 400-500 lbs, they're 7 times stronger than a human per square lb of muscle. So being about 2ce bats size, times 7, you get one gorilla equalling roughly 14 times Bats strength. Plus they'd be feral in fights similar to how wolverine would fight, so this would be very difficult. In a straight up fight without his equipment, he could take one maybe half the time, and two 1/10, and 3 would rip him to shreds, but whenever you fight Batman, it will be more than who's a better fighter.

There's 30 gorrilas, and silverback's are amazingly irritable. Their territorial and highly competitive for females. With 30 of them, Batman may be able to get them to fight eachother. Gorillas aren't assasins who can recognize a target exactly. Now if Batman just happens to stumble on a faimly with 30 of them in the jungle, that's a different story, but if you take 30 random gorilla's and hope that they're going to attack a specific person, good luck with that. Batman would either avoid confrentation or create descension among them, but he could not physically fend off even 3 of these beasts.........