Batman vs. 30 Silverback Gorillas

Started by CaptainStoic7 pages

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
I swear to god....you are made of retard....

Btw, it also says in Captain America's(regular and ultimate) bio, that he doesn't have any powers...so yeah.......get that fecal matter out of here.

Seriously, this red herring bullshit doesn't prove anything other than the fact that you can't form a proper argument, without drawing attention away from the main point. This isn't Brock Lesner vs 30 Gorillas, or Kimbo Slice vs 30 gorillas, this a between 30 gorillas and peak human that would curbstomp any real life martial artist........so please, stop comparing him to the average man.....it's completely idiotic on your behalf.😬

This quite possibly the most asinine and laughable copout argument I've seen in some time. This statement is equal to, "LULZ teh btamna iz da weekne$$$ he aintz N0E suppah humand fightah!!!!!!!!!

If you don't like the fact that Bats can tangle with superhumans, then I have an easy word of advice for you........GET THE F#CK OUT!

Hey dimwit? Since your so caught up with humans being incapable of killing animals, let point out that there are martial artist capable of taking on bulls and are able to kill them with a single blow.

Anyways, you continue to rant over senseless nonsense, that pretty much has zero relevence to this thread and the only thing you've proven to me is that you don't know jackshit about Batman. You've failed to acknowledge his plethro of feats that gives him a good record against superhumans, you've failed to understand the concept of a peak human whose ridiculously skilled at various forms of martial arts, and you've failed to show me that you have any shreds of intelligence.......pretty much your whole entire argument is one big [b]EPIC fail. 🙂

He clears it. 🙂 [/B]

Hey we all have our own opinions, you believe Batman could beat 30 Silver-back bull Gorillas, and I think you may be the only one. You are most definitely entitled to your opinion. While I don't think he'd get at most past two.

You are obviously ignoring the CIS rule. In this thread Batman is wearing a pair of shorts, and a T-Shirt. The number one fact being is that he doesn't even have on his cowl, no gauntlets, no utility belt, or batarangs.

In an attempt to try to prove a point you have done exactly what you're accuse me of doing. All you've done was launch insults to make it seem as if you are in some way superior to someone.

I'll just leave it at this, you believe that I am an idiot for thinking that a master martial artist would get his can kicked by thirty 400 pound bull gorillas, while some may think that you are the idiot for suggesting the contrary. I think you are over estimating Batman by leaps and bounds, but once again I must reiterate that we all are entitled to our own opinions.

I also hope that you can control yourself in the future, because we after all are talking about a comic book character not about someone having sex with your mother. 😈

Batman dies horribly. 10/10

bump.

Re: Batman vs. 30 Silverback Gorillas

Originally posted by Madvillain
No prep. No equipment.

These are 30 Alpha Male gorillas on bloodlust.

A fight to the death

who wins?

I think Batman can possibly win this, but it really depends on the enviroment in which he is placed, how spread out the gorillas are, and how much distance is placed between him and them.

Though I do have a question.

If all these Alpha Male Gorillas are bloodlusted, doesn't it stand reasonable chance that a good deal of them would kill each other before they even encounter Batman? Multiple Alpha Males do not sit well with one another.

Re: Re: Batman vs. 30 Silverback Gorillas

Originally posted by JakeTheBank

If all these Alpha Male Gorillas are bloodlusted, doesn't it stand reasonable chance that a good deal of them would kill each other before they even encounter Batman? Multiple Alpha Males do not sit well with one another.

Okay for the sake of the thread.

Let's pretend that they have been mind-controlled by Gorilla Grodd and have the sole objective of killing Batman sans utility belt.

Batman stomps these fools 😬

Where do they fight?

Batman has already proven Apes, Gorillas and Tigers are fodder to him 😐

Originally posted by psycho gundam
I saw that clip last year! What's funny about it is that fool thought that he was well hidden and the Gorilla dragged his ass out into the clearing almost as an afterthought Like, "don't think that I don't see you over there idiot" lmao!

This is horrible spite 🙁

...too few gorillas! 😆

Originally posted by psycho gundam
That dude probably shat himself. 😂

Batman does one batkick and the gorillas are vaporized.

Originally posted by dmills
I saw that clip last year! What's funny about it is that fool thought that he was well hidden and the Gorilla dragged his ass out into the clearing almost as an afterthought Like, "don't think that I don't see you over there idiot" lmao!
😂

Originally posted by Badabing
Batman does one batkick and the gorillas are vaporized.
you're still mad that King Kong kicked your ass.

Originally posted by marwash22
you're still mad that King Kong kicked your ass.
That's a bunch of lies...LIES! sneer

They all get batkicked.

Batman in gear clears it but not easily.
Batman without gear goes down IMO.

This is ridiculous to the point of utter and complete stupidity...

Batman has absolutely no chance here; he's dies horribly every single time and theres not a dam thing he can do to prevent...

Batman gets absolutely annihilated 10/10...

Batman curbstomps.

batman loses

batman may be able to take on 4-5 gorillas, no more than that though.

Originally posted by Starscream M
batman loses

batman may be able to take on 4-5 gorillas, no more than that though.