Re: Batman vs. 30 Silverback Gorillas
Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
No prep. No equipment.These are 30 Alpha Male gorillas on bloodlust.
A fight to the death
who wins?
I just noticed you said Alhpa males, and in that case, it's Bats, because they'd just fight eachother anyways, until there was a victor. There can never be more than 1 alpha male in a group.........
Well see, my point is if Batman is going to make it out alive, it won't be with a sheer physical performance alone, and anyone who thinks he would is terribly mistaken. I don't like making fun of people, but guys, this just isn't possible. He'll need to have a stellar fight, but there's no way he could beat even 5 of these things, let alone 30. If he's going to win, he'll need cunning. Lots of it. He's obviously not an expert on gorilla psychology, but if their all alpha males on bloodlust, they're going to fight eachoteher for sure, and Batman would of course let them. He'd wait and wait and avoid confrentation, and then pick off the lame ones. He's a smart one this Batman.....
Originally posted by Jugglenautthis is a pic of a male chimpanzee that has a skin condition that leaves him hairless.
And every mammal has the same pressure points as humans, right?
as you can see, without all the hair a male chimpanzee is solidly built.
just imagine a male silverback's build than times that by 30, and their bloodlusted.
batman can't win.
Well...I think people might be forgetting he does have the use of his batkick here XD
BUT if that's not enough...
Wolverine comes in to help with the aid of his 8,000,000 grizzly bears from the vs thread "Wolverine Vs. 8,000,000 Grizly bears" (Someone really has a thing for wildlife, making these threads O_O..i it's like it could be a show "WHEN SUPERHEROS RUN INTO AN INSANE AMOUNT OF BLOOD THIRSTY ANIMALS" =P..but back on topic) due to the fact they've all made friends and accepted him as one of their own after a long hard fought battle so he appears shirtless and scarred and is in need of quite the shave for living with them for so long not to mention a bath...but still..appears on a hilltop when Bruce is looking like he's down on his luck and you see what looks like the land move..but it's an army..a grizzly army...coming to the aid of Bruce Wayne...oh yeah and Wolverine helps too ^_^...
Yeah I think something must be in this birthday cake =|. I apologize
I don't know why people talk as if apes are out of Bruce's class range, he's fought several of them before. It has to be remembered that Bats is a peak human, a level know real man has reached in our own reality. The guy pushes 1000 pound totem poles off himself and tangles with bricks such as Solomon Grundy.
