Who is not sick and tired of Lana?

Started by hermione724 pages
Originally posted by Mr Parker
at least shes not the annoying blabber a thousand words a minute gal like that annoying chloe is.no thats stupid to keep watching a show if you hate a major character so much.I cant stnd Chloe like you guys cant with Lana so unlike you guys,I used common sense and logic and stopped watching it. 🙄

^You know Mr. PArker I love watching the show because of Clark and Lois and not for hating Lana( She's not the only character in the show)..

As for chloe

I'm hating the chloe character right now too because she is just too perfect that some of her fans really is obsessing that she should change her name to LOIS LANE..

Allison Mack has said that she wants to be remembered as Chloe Sullivan and not Lois Lane.. why don't her fans accept that..

and my problem with chloe

In the Superman mythology. She has Lana's role as bestfriend; confidant and "voice of reason" for Clark. She has Clark's brain and LnC partnership. She has Lois's love for journalism and future job. I mean how can Lois, Clark and Lana be who they are destined to be, if Chloe has everything that they need to become their future selves?

BUT anyways I love the Reunion ep. because it shows that Clark can accomplish things without the help of Chloe and the ep shows..

Future Lane and Kent team!

Sorry for the ranting guys I know this is thread for Lana.. just gave my opinion for Chloe too

Well I know the producers will somehow make it all work out in the end, so...

Originally posted by Mr Parker
at least shes not the annoying blabber a thousand words a minute gal like that annoying chloe is.no thats stupid to keep watching a show if you hate a major character so much.I cant stnd Chloe like you guys cant with Lana so unlike you guys,I used common sense and logic and stopped watching it. 🙄

No, no, no. We shall have to agree to disagree. 😉

Originally posted by Kal875
Well I know the producers will somehow make it all work out in the end, so...

yah.. if she will die.. then all will be in place actually or
someone pointed out that chloe can make a crossover if ever there is a green arrow series.. at least there she will be the leading lady

that would be cool

Shes needs to be off the show...now.
please!
like I can't stand her, unless she serves an important purpose later on, GET RID OF HER NOW!

I wonder what Kristin Kreuk thinks about her character, and about how other people think haha

I'm guessing Kristin doesn't like where the show is heading right now or to her character...

poor girl.. Some Lana fans reallu must hate the show right now

Originally posted by hermione7
I'm guessing Kristin doesn't like where the show is heading right now or to her character...

poor girl.. Some Lana fans reallu must hate the show right now

Believe me, she's making a pretty good penny if she is upset. 😉

I think I can finally start liking Lana again after she fessed to Clark that she still has feelings again. Good for her....she somewhat genuine for a change.

Sharing what I've read.. since this is a a lana thread

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Lana Lang and Lois Lane may share having the exact same initials for their names, but that is where the similarities between these two female leads for SMALLVILLE end. Lana and Lois are both written, intentionally to be opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to how each of their characters are depicted.

We know from SUPERMAN canon that Lois Lane is the future wife of Clark Kent. SMALLVILLE sneakily picks these two characters apart to explain to all who watch the show why it is that Clark should one day end up with his pain-in-the-butt reluctant houseguest Lois Lane rather than his dream girl Lana Lang.

Part 1 Lana Lang

Lana Lang- The Damsel in Distress of SMALLVILLE

Lana Lang is the archetypal Damsel in Distress of SMALLVILLE, she is also the good girl gone bad.

Here is the definition of Damsel in Distress from Wikipedia: The subject of the damsel in distress or persecuted maiden is a classic theme in world literature, art and film. She is almost inevitably a young, nubile woman, who has been placed in a dire predicament by a villain or a monster and who requires a hero to dash to her rescue. She has became a stock character of fiction, particularly of melodrama.

Some claim the popularity of the damsel of distress is perhaps in large measure because her predicaments sometimes contain hints of BDSM fantasy. The helplessness of the damsel in distress, who can be portrayed as foolish and ineffectual to the point of naïvete, along with her need for others to rescue her, has made the stereotype the target of feminist criticism.

Lana enters into SMALLVILLE lore as the epitome of this archetypal character. From the opening sequences of the PILOT episode we are introduced to her and learn that her parents were both killed during the Meteor Storm that brought a young alien boy, Kal-El into the lives of the Kents, thus changing Earth’s history forever.
Lana is orphaned in a highly tragic and public way. Her bawling young face appeared on the cover of an issue of TIME magazine as the poster child for the victims of the natural event. As the girl grows into a teenager, she wants nothing more than to escape being seen as the sad fairy princess from that cover. Lana is the Kent’s next door neighbor and from the moment Clark first laid eyes on her, his heart immediately went out to her and claimed her as his one true love.

We learn from early on that even though Clark Kent lived next door to Lana Lang he didn’t even TALK to her until High School. Clark’s love for her was that of unrealized fantasy, a dream that he created in his own mind and fostered and nurtured for many years culminating in a highly unrealistic view of who Lana Lang really is as a person. Can anyone live up to the perfect person image that a lovesick young teenage boy would create in his head?

As High School begins and Lana and Clark meet, a series of events plunge these two together and ignites a star-crossed lover’s storyline that continues to exist even in SUPERMAN lore today. Lana spends much of her time in Smallville becoming the object of interest from Chloe’s so titled “Meteor Freaks.” Maybe it’s because she’s a freak herself (she did wear a piece of Kryptonite around her neck for many years – the same stone that killed her parents – a bit morbid don’t you think?) or because her ‘beauty’ lures them to her like flies to honey, but Lana becomes the fixation of strange and unusual outsiders from all over SMALLVILLE. Each encounter with one of these freaks chips away at Lana’s self confidence and she embraces her own inner fears against anything that’s not normal or natural.

Clark is constantly called in to help Lana get herself out of impossible situations. Like every great Damsel in Distress, in these situations Lana is always passed out or knocked out and never witnesses any of Clark’s miraculous saves. Instead of knowing Clark’s secret or accepting that he just wants to keep a part of himself secret she accuses him of dishonesty and lying to her.

Early on Lex teaches Lana some skills to defend herself in a physical fight situation, however more oftentimes than not Lana resorts to running away and ends up finding herself in dangerous situations. The episode CRISIS from season 3 is the ultimate “damsel in distress” Lana episode of the series. The synopsis of the episode is Clark receives a panicked call from Lana and hears a gunshot before the line goes dead, but when he arrives at the Talon he is stunned to discover she is alive and well. Clark realizes the phone call came from the next day. In the episode everyone works to try to figure out what happens to cause Lana’s near death experience phone call. The next day Clark ends up running around like a chicken w/ his head cut off trying to save her. He risks getting electrocuted by electrically charged Kryptonite just to figure out where she is and why she’s in danger.

The end of the episode results in Clark taking a bullet for her (which of course she doesn’t see) nor does she seem to accept the fact that Clark just magically appeared in time to save her after being half way across town one second earlier and realize that there must be something special about him. Instead of appreciating the uniqueness of her friend she continues to question and harass him about his honesty. Clark turns the tables and asks why didn’t she call the POLICE instead of him? She replies, “Because you’re always there for me.”

This rather bi-polar insight to Clark and Lana’s relationship exemplifies why Lana is not the woman for Clark. You have to think that after everything she’s witnessed or at least experienced with Clark that she’d just accept that he’s unique and move past her fears of the unknown; however doing that would require her to have a stable view of the world. Being an orphan Lana has a lot of self-esteem issues. She spends the entire series complains because everyone “leaves her.” Her aunt moved to Metropolis and Lana blamed her for abandoning her in Smallville. Let’s not forget that Lana CHOSE to stay behind and live with Chloe Sullivan so that she wouldn’t have to leave her hometown. It is her “I’m a victim” philosophy in life that taints all of her relationships and makes it impossible for her to ever love herself.

With her first boyfriend Whitney in Season 1 she feels obligated to stay with him well beyond when the relationship has played out because she feels sorry for him. What’s interesting is that she doesn’t do this with Clark when they’re together in Season 4-5. After RECKONING and Clark loses his father, Lana basically disappears from his life. She moves to Metropolis…she starts going to Lex whenever she needs anything, she even abandons him at his father’s gravesite.

Clark and Lana spend their entire relationship getting away from each other. Season 2/3 right when they’re getting close, Clark runs away to Metropolis. Season 3/ 4 Lana moves to Paris. Season 4 /5 they’re together as a couple, but when Clark’s powers are restored after being mortal Lana moves away to Met U. This happens directly after HIDDEN, the episode where Clark’s powers are restored after his rebirth. On his deathbed, instead of crying for the loss of her loved one, Lana laments that she knew Clark would “leave her one day.” Again, her insecurities about being abandoned are reborn and she takes the victim role in the event instead of being proud that her boyfriend died trying to be a hero. Everything is always about her and how things affect her life. There’s a wonderful deleted scene from JINXED where Clark confronts Lana on his porch and she asks if he’s taking steroids for football, ultimately Clark discovers that really Lana is looking to find out if he’s revealed to anyone that she’s dating the school’s football coach. Clark gets angry and says, “Oh so that’s it, this isn’t about me, it’s all about YOU. How about we have a relationship where you keep out of my business and I’ll keep out of yours.”

The deleted scene was probably considered a bit harsh for the episode, but it shows the growing disenchantment that these two feel for each other and the fact that even when they’re not dating, the trust issue is always there and comes between them, even preventing them from being friends.

Growing Darkness

Lana’s insecurity issues cause her to step off of the moral line. She finds herself going to Lex for advice – a man who admits to anyone around him that he’s emotionally unstable. If any further evidence of this is needed, simply look over Lex’s struggles in Season 3 with his father needing to commit him into Belle Rieve Mental Institution after having a complete breakdown.

Lex often provides her with solutions that are less than honest and Lana never once questions him or his motives, unlike Clark. She does however use any opportunity to jump to the quick and easy path for finding a solution. In “Vessel” and “Zod” when Lana overhears Clark and Chloe talking that they might have to Kill Lex, she’s of course horrified that Clark would consider doing that to Lex. However, when faced with ZOD, she’s the first one to jump to the conclusion that he must die and offers to do so. Clark won’t kill anyone. Instead of killing his former friend like he was ordered to do, he killed Fine which opened up the Phantom Zone and released ZOD. Clark’s moral center will NEVER allow him to kill a human being.

Lana’s morality is blurred. When possessed by the evil Isobel she killed Mrs. Teague using the piece of the magical stone of power which ultimately caused the meteor shower, initiated the arrival of the Kryptonians, and provided Brianiac’s access to Earth to allow him to initiate ZOD’s rebirth. One could forgive Lana for this act had she admitted to it; instead she let the Luthers cover up the circumstances around Mrs. Teague’s death and she then shrouded herself in her victim’s robes and professed her undying love to Clark instead of confessing to murder. Clark who follows his heart instead of his head ignored the bloody stone and conveniently forgot about Jor-El’s warning that the stone had been tainted by murder.

For all that she constantly challenges Clark and his honesty, she herself entered their relationship having covered up the biggest lie of all – one that Clark would have never have approved of had he known the truth. Even worse, this secret was kept and protected by Lex Luther.

Trust Issues

Lana likes to see herself as a highly moral and trustworthy person. People probably assume this to be true because of she always appears to be such a sweet and responsible girl. You have to think that had her parents survived the meteor attack that she might have turned out that way. Instead she was raised by an Aunt who painted a rosy picture of her mother to her instead of the truth that her mother was lonely and angry. One of the only times we really saw Nell was in the PILOT when she was acutely jealous of Jonathan coming into her flower shop with his wife Martha.

You have to think that some of Nell’s bitterness and jaded nature towards love must’ve rubbed off onto Lana growing up. You have to wonder if this stemmed her inability to be alone for one day in her life. Because Lana doesn’t know who she really is as a person, nor does she love herself, she identifies herself by jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend and needs a man to create her identity. The fact that Clark won’t show her who she truly is further muddies her own insecurities. How can she be Clark Kent’s girlfriend if she doesn’t even know who he is? By his inability to trust her, she can’t trust herself to make any decisions on her own.

Clark spends his time in SMALLVILLE wrestling with whether or not he can trust Lana with his secret. Although he tells himself that the reason he doesn’t tell her is that he’s worried what other people would do to her if she did know that he was from another planet, he has deeper concerns and reasons for wanting to keep this truth from her. These concerns pop up frequently in their relationship.

Clark has a dark side to his nature that he knows is something that Lana would never understand. In RED we get glimpses of Clark’s more assertive Kal-El personality and it scares Lana to death. When Clark takes off and abandons everyone in SMALLVILLE at the end of Season 2 in EXODUS, he leaves her tearfully behind knowing that she can never understand the man he feels he has become and would never be able to contain the pain that he was feeling in his heart over the guilt of causing the accident that lost his mother’s baby.

In EXILE when Lana seeks out Clark she calls his parents behind his back to let them know where he’s hiding out. A Red Kryptonite infected Clark seethes a very angry response to her pitiful declaration of love to him, “Do you always betray the people who you love?” At the end of PHOENIX he maturely tells her that they can never be together because he knows that he’s not the man who she thinks he is and that she’ll never accept the darker side of his personality. That side disgusts her. Clark knows that he can’t be with anyone who can’t accept all of him, not just part of him. He does, of course, forget this truth that he faced early on in their relationship which ended up being the core of why their relationship ultimately fails.

In ARRIVAL Lana witnessed first hand how the two Kryptonians single-handedly destroyed the entire police armada who arrived to try to secure their arrival into SMALLVILLE. All of Lana’s fears of anything different than herself and abnormal to nature returned in spades and her deep seeded racism towards freaks resurfaced. When in ZOD she learns that Lex is possessed by the spirit of an Alien and takes her to his ship, she seethes “You’re one of THEM!” Her racism for those who’re different runs deep and when she reveals parts of this hatred towards Clark, it immediately puts him on high alert considering he is abnormal himself.

Clark gave away his powers to be with Lana after sending the two Kryptonians into the Phantom Zone. In his moments of humanity when he didn’t have to worry about Lana and his secret, he was happy. But that was short-lived. In MORTAL Lex Luther sent freaks after Clark in order to see whether or not he was human or alien. Lana was again put in danger and Clark was utterly defenseless other than using his and Chloe’s brainpower to help her out.
When his powers were restored, Clark again knew that he couldn’t reveal his secret to her and their relationship spiraled rapidly downhill.

By mid-season 5 Clark realized he was at a cross-roads, it was either tell Lana the truth or let her go. He decided to tell her the truth in RECKONING. The results were disastrous. Not even 12 hours into knowing his secret Lana went to Lex and he knew that she knew Clark’s secret. The encounter between them resulted in Lana dying. Devastated, Clark returned to the Fortress of Solitude and demanded that Jor-El turn back time so that she would live.

Jor-El knows at this point that Lana was responsible for opening the portal for ZOD’s arrival and appears to deem Lana unworthy of his son’s love, but he leaves the decision to his son. The second time around, he breaks Lana’s heart w/ more lies and creates a chasm in their relationship that they cannot mend. Instead of losing his childhood love, Clark loses his father, a man of immense morality and honor. You can look at how differently Jonathan and Lana acted towards Clark at the deaths of the other in their alternate realities. Jonathan squeezed his son tightly in a loving embrace to help protect him against the rages of pain that his heart was experiencing. Lana on the other hand grabs Clark’s hand at the gravesite for Jonathan’s funeral and then lets go and walks away from him leaving him alone in his absolute time of need.

Throughout season 6 and the end of 5, Lana continues to approach Clark and dangle the trust issue in front of him like a carrot. She passively tests his waters asking if he ever regrets anything, but continues to stay with Lex, using her billionaire boyfriend to get even with Clark. In the beginning of the season we see Lex set up an elaborate ploy in ARROW to find out if Lana is loyal to him or not, Lana employs the same sorts of techniques against Clark. Ultimately they fail because Clark doesn’t fall for mind games.

In Season 6’s HYDRO, Lana realizes with crystal clarity that Chloe is completely in on Clark’s secret. She’s not only in on it, but she has adopted all of Clark’s evasive techniques needed to protect whatever Clark is hiding. Long ago Lana complained to Chloe that she never understood why Clark trusted Chloe over herself and Chloe astutely responded, “It’s because he’s not in love with me.” After Clark rejects her for one last time in the barn after she tearfully begs him to trust her, she gives herself entirely to Lex and accepts his marriage proposal. Considering the audience knows that Lex is hiding a multitude of sins and dark secrets (freak-fest hidden floor 33.1) from Lana we can only guess at how she will react to such deceptions. If she marries Lex before she finds out, she will learn to hate him and long for the rosy lens colored life that she always dreamed of with her idea of the perfect Clark. We will only know as the rest of season 6 unfolds, for the producers of the show promise that the Clark/Lana/Lex triangle angst is not yet finished.

We can only hope that things that happen will cause Clark to want to move towards embracing his destiny to one day become Superman and be strong enough to destroy Lex’s evil plans once and for all. He certainly won’t be able to do that with a woman at his side who he doesn’t trust.

"I still love her" line in Labrynth

what does clark see in her? DAMN
pls. don't bring back clana... damn it..

"guess kryptonite isn't your only weakness"

damn again! SV writers! (thats a reference line to LOIS LANE) in the Superman mythology...not to ANAL

Leave my lana alone!

Lana used to be my fav. But when she got too obsessed with clarks secret, and started acting crazy. I shot her with my bow and broke my tvclosedeyes

lanalover....

oh i'm sorry lana's lover... the character just get on my nerves..

ei i love all your sigs.. lurve the green arrow, flash and superman.. how cute.. no aquaman..

Wait, I dont know who your talking to, but just for the record, I'm not a Lana lover. 😛

talking to Mairuzi hihi

ok