Tell a lie about yourself

Originally posted by Slay
I was born tommorow

I was born...

Well i wasnt born at all 😑

I'm fat.

I don't like Salma Hayek's boobs, and I wouldn't perform sexual acts on her if she didn't want me to 😖hifty:

im not feeling pain.

I look like Gregory Peck 😖hifty:

Actually, Fire and I switched accounts.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

The military is soooo much fun!

I have a Ginormous...shoe 😖hifty:

I'm 4'5 and have hairy feet ✅

I don't masturbate ✅

🙂 Who does?

Not I 😄

i have small boobs.

I hate LA

i hate hot guys.

I'm naked.

I'm not

i hate that sig with Adriana Lima in it.

I date immature women 😖hifty: