Tell a lie about yourself

Started by Arker146 pages

You're the pirate lord!

*Ignites lightsaber and starts walking around in circles around the room pointlessly*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
no...yesterday 😮

😕 then who was i with in 1972?

😱 William H. Taft!!!!

Your mom.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😱 William H. Taft!!!!

shhhhhh 😖hifty: 🥷

I watch you sleep at night 🥷

I was the 27th president and a pirate

taftpirate

Originally posted by Arker
Aww....

*Hugs*

*Steals wallet, and slowly backs off and runs away*


I have a wallet? 😛

I eat babies. 😐

I'm going to let Paranoid Pyro sleep on my couch 😐

I'm not gonna poo on Slay's head. 😐

I'm not going to kill Ben,and then have sex with his gf on his grave 😐

That's sick. 😐

And my gf is way out of your league. 😛

Originally posted by Paranoid Pyro
That's sick. 😐

And my gf is way out of your league. 😛


yes,she is.
I do transvestites 😐

I don't get it. 😐

Oh and that's no lie.

Wait...Slay is dead sexy.

Originally posted by Paranoid Pyro
I don't get it. 😐

Oh and that's no lie.

Wait...Slay is dead sexy.

^
Muserke is beautiful 😐

I don't wanna sleep on Slay's new couch.

i was born yesturday

Originally posted by BakaXero
i was born yesturday

I was born tommorow

A lie... I'm such a ****... 😐