Tell a lie about yourself

I dont love my best friend.

I dont enjoy the orgasmatron 😖hifty:

I'm not on kmc right now 😖hifty:

i am not writing a crappy sonnet?!?!

I'm not drinking tea 😏

I love to dress and drag droolio

Xanga is cool.

Originally posted by Leo.M
I love to dress and drag droolio

same here droolio

I enjoy crappy movies

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I dont enjoy the orgasmatron 😖hifty:

*puts the orgasmatron away* All that effort for nothing..🙁

Im not a piratepirate

I'm not tired

I did not lose an arm in the war.

Originally posted by Mišt
*puts the orgasmatron away* All that effort for nothing..🙁

Im not a piratepirate

im not a pirate either 🏴‍☠️

Wtf is with thise new pirate fad?

Why wasn't I told? 🙁

*Goes and walks over into an ally in an emotional slump*

I invented the Pirate Fad ✅

Originally posted by Arker
Wtf is with thise new pirate fad?

Why wasn't I told? 🙁

*Goes and walks over into an ally in an emotional slump*

Aww....

*Hugs*

*Steals wallet, and slowly backs off and runs away*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I invented the Pirate Fad ✅

back in 1972?

Word, true dat.

no...yesterday 😮