Tell a lie about yourself

I'm not excited about moving

im not sciving from house work by coming on kmc via my fone

Originally posted by Röland
I don't love huge boobs.

I'm a cop

I'm a stripper 😛

Originally posted by screwtheroses
I'm a stripper 😛

Can I have a lap dance?? 😄 😛 😆 😆

I haven't done christmas shopping yet

I don't think you are really ****ing creepy...

I'm not laughing

I have no feelings

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Can I have a lap dance?? 😄 😛 😆 😆

Sure blindfolded? 😂

I haven't done christmas shopping yet

I have done all my christmas shopping

I just got back from a strip club

Didn't get drunk last night.

I've eaten loads today.

I once beat the crap out of 100 people

i posted in the right thread

I'm bummed that my interview wasn't today

I bought the wrong christmas present

I do shitty work at my job. I always have negative feedback from my accounts/customers.

I walked home the other day and it took me 3 hours

I think the Dark Knight was gay, and heath ledger's performance was weak sauce.