Tell a lie about yourself

Friday night is gonna suck for me.

I didnt just masturbate.

I'm not sleepy at all.

And I certainly do not want to play pokemon.

I'm not watching the Lakers game

I don't want flowers.

i am the only living being on the planet

Im not hungry.

I shouldn't be asleep right now.

Im not tired or hungry

I do believe in first impressions

I've been in love more than once.

I had a terrible breakfast.

I'm sick

I'm not scared about these feelings I have.

I don't want to go home.

I feel great about my love life.

I am not drinking

I drink my own urine.

I am not drunk

I dont have bad dreams.