Tell a lie about yourself

I can't wait to see Eddie Murphy as Bruce Wayne in the next batman film

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I can't wait to see Eddie Murphy as Bruce Wayne in the next batman film

That's not funny to me at all.

Im not glad to have 2 days off

I don't want to rip someone a new one right now.....

Originally posted by Ripper Jacc
That's not funny to me at all.

You know how people are reacting to Obama..

I just worked 5 straight graveyard shifts

I want some Obama bucks.

I am going to be the next President of the United States

I am very political.

I am certain that I'm going to get this job.

I hate my new glasses.

I'm up for adoption and i don't know why.

I never want to lose my virginity.

I lost my virginity when I was 8

I'm going offline.

I am the father of a 10 lb baby boy

I just solved the hardest puzzle.

I'm gonna fly down to Kennedy Air Force Base

Protection is all around me.

Im not gonna kill the person below me

I just got Tina Turner tickets