tell the truth about your self...

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Ms Chelle ubuntu

I think Alan Rickman is sexy.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I'd shag Wonder Woman.

LanceWindu Senior Member

I'm drinking.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I just saw a possum.

LanceWindu Senior Member

I once had a possum stuck in my closet. Had to call animal control.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I once got drunk and fell asleep in my closet. I woke up in a pool of urine and vomit.

LanceWindu Senior Member

I once got drunk and couldn't remember telling everyone I wanted to commit suicide. The funny thing is, I didn't want to commit suicide...but drunk me did.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Once I woke up in my driveway at 7 am, and my pants were gone.

LanceWindu Senior Member

Once I was so drunk, I let my friend's wife hit on me. Ended in sex.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Once, when I was 20, I was drunk and screwed my GF's 45 year old mom.

LanceWindu Senior Member

You got me there. The biggest age difference I've had is 9 years, from said friend's wife.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

She walked in on us, she was all "OMG JOHN WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!"

I was like "Ummmm........I dunno."

LanceWindu Senior Member

"Umm...join in?"

Srsly though, this girl I've been talking to admitted to sleeping with 115 men in just about 3 years. Turned me right the **** off.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Whoa.......That's gotta be bullshit.

LanceWindu Senior Member

I dunno...she does seem kinda slutty.

She said she had low self-esteem and filled that void with cock because it made her feel wanted. She told me she loves me...and I couldn't say it back. Made me feel like a dick, but it's the truth.

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style

Originally posted by LanceWindu

Srsly though, this girl I've been talking to admitted to sleeping with 115 men in just about 3 years. Turned me right the **** off.

🍺 Got her number?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by LanceWindu

She said she had low self-esteem and filled that void with cock

crylaugh

LanceWindu Senior Member
Originally posted by K.Diddy
🍺 Got her number?

She just tried to call me. haermm I put my phone on ignore because I don't want to talk to her right now.

Am I a dick?

LanceWindu Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh

I'm telling the truth too! She told me this herself, just not in those words. She said that because of her low self-esteem, she slept around to feel better about herself. 115 guys in 3 years is too much, I'm afraid she has an STD.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by LanceWindu
She just tried to call me. haermm I put my phone on ignore because I don't want to talk to her right now.

Am I a dick?

Nah, you're like me, you don't like pancakes.