tell the truth about your self...

im in the mood to play some Borderlands
too bad it's 2 am and my sister is either A: asleep or B: playing COD

I think I had bad dreams. I think I startled myself awake a couple of times.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I think I had bad dreams. I think I startled myself awake a couple of times.

Maybe it was good dreams and you orgasmed yourself awake?

We can only hope.

Just learned the Cyrillic Alphabet w00t Still don't know shit about the Russian language... w00t

Take Russian classes! It's fun! 😱

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Take Russian classes! It's fun! 😱

You could buy a book and read on your own. You're gonna get bored eventually. I know I am. mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
You could buy a book and read on your own. You're gonna get bored eventually. I know I am. mmm

I'm so sleepy today.

My big toe kind of hurts.

Originally posted by Thoren
My big toe kind of hurts.

Gout.

I hope it's just because I stubbed it, and not gout.

I just ate my weight in watermelon.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I just ate my weight in watermelon.

Diarrhea.

srug Not thus far.

I've been incredibly horny lately. It's distracting.

Masturbate and/or make a booty-call.

I am at work. I get off at 5 pm though. Only 2.5 hours left.

I've been blasting Journey's new CD all day. It's great.

ABS
I've been incredibly horny lately.

haermm

watching a Goofy Movie to try and take my mind off shit
i was 5 ****ing years old and i don't think ive seen it since i was like 7 haermm