"Brokeback Mountain"- How its effected America.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
We've moved on past a "movie", haven't we?

Originally posted by PVS
well, DUUUUUH!!!! didnt you know that the laws of nature are based on how DB perceives them?

😮

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Nature has become a relative term.

Is it "natural" for me to sleep with men? Likely not.

Is it "un-natural"? nope.

Look at the facts that support it otherwise, either way.

The problem is: What IS natural anyways??
We humans have placed ourselves so far away from “nature” that the term has no real meaning. Are cars, planes, condoms, glasses, prosthesis, chemical drugs, nylon, TV, loudspeakers and gasoline NATURAL?
If I lived during the stone-ages I’d have died, being very short-sighted… I’d have mistaken a sabre tooth for a rock and that would’ve been it.
We let people live who’d “naturally” have died in the “natural” world. We help people who could not normally have kids due to some “malfunctioning” in their “natural” ability to procreate, you can buy pills if you can't get "it" to perform.

Homosexuality's been around a lot longer than viagra, so it's more natural!
Love, desire and lust ARE natural -

Originally posted by The Omega
The problem is: What IS natural anyways??

Exactly my point.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Exactly my point.

We might not know what is natural but we know what is not. Homosexuality. DB said so.

Originally posted by Bardock42
We might not know what is natural but we know what is not. Homosexuality. DB said so.

You are right. I am soo wrong. Like, totally wrong. All around wrong.

The Mandarin translation of 'brokeback' has become a popular alternative to the word 'homosexual' in Taiwan. Has this occured in other countries, too?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
The Mandarin translation of 'brokeback' has become a popular alternative to the word 'homosexual' in Taiwan. Has this occured in other countries, too?

And what is the translation?

It's a literal translation: duan bei.

It's used as an adjective though, something like this:

Ta duan bei

(He's brokeback)

(He's homosexual)

(He likes Elton John and the colour pink)

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's a literal translation: duan bei.

It's used as an adjective though, something like this:

Ta duan bei

(He likes Elton John and the colour pink)

Well, I love Elton John. (clearly) AND, I have a pink polo shirt. So I guess it all adds up.

Well, I'm wearing a pink shirt right now. However, I'm listening to Pearl Jam, and I just humped my girlfriend, so I'm not gay, but I'm obviously in touch with something there...

(I also like 'Your Song' - shhh, don't tell anyone)

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, I'm wearing a pink shirt right now. [B]However, I'm listening to Pearl Jam, and I just humped my girlfriend, so I'm not gay, but I'm obviously in touch with something there...

(I also like 'Your Song' - shhh, don't tell anyone) [/B]

Would you wearing a pink shirt and accidentially listen to a song by Elton John make you any LESS heterosexual???? 😕

Originally posted by The Omega
Would you wearing a pink shirt and accidentially listen to a song by Elton John make you any LESS heterosexual???? 😕

I think it's the humping his girlfriend part that implies his sexuality....

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think it's the humping his girlfriend part that implies his sexuality....

Well, the need to actually WRITE it makes me wonder...

Originally posted by The Omega
Well, the need to actually WRITE it makes me wonder...

True that...you want to tell us something Floo?

Wait.....Elton John's gay? Was anyone planning to inform me?

-AC

Originally posted by The Omega
Would you wearing a pink shirt and accidentially listen to a song by Elton John make you any LESS heterosexual???? 😕

Clothes can be evocative as well as provocative. As for music, when I let the beat control my body there's no prediciting what's gonna happen. One time I listened to the Oompa Loompa song and...

Side note to The O-O-Omeaga: raillery has nothing to do with trains.

Originally posted by Bardock42
True that...you want to tell us something Floo?

Bardock, faux-ignorance always gets me hot! Hold me?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wait.....Elton John's gay? Was anyone planning to inform me?

-AC

I shouldn't have said anything. His career is going to be ruined.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, I'm wearing a pink shirt right now. [B]However, I'm listening to Pearl Jam, and I just humped my girlfriend, so I'm not gay, but I'm obviously in touch with something there...

(I also like 'Your Song' - shhh, don't tell anyone) [/B]

Get back to me when you're wearing a pink shirt and listening to the Scissor Sisters. Then we'll talk.

I have this hunch that DB is only opposed to male homosexuality.

Two men: Hey, we're gunna go have sex. wanna watch?

DB: EEWWW **** YOU GUYS! EEEWWWW wait you guys thought i was gay!?

Two women: hey we're gunna go have sex. wanna watch?

DB: HELLZ YEYA! Lemme get mah camerah and some lotion!

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
I have this hunch that DB is only opposed to male homosexuality.

Two men: Hey, we're gunna go have sex. wanna watch?

DB: EEWWW **** YOU GUYS! EEEWWWW

Two women: hey we're gunna go have sex. wanna watch?

DB: HELLZ YEYA! Lemme get mah camerah and some lotion!

That makes sense, since b!tches aren't really people anyway.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
That makes sense, since b!tches aren't really people anyway.

We call 'em "hoes" nowadays.