I don't see anything amazing about this fight and the number of people who thinks spiderman has a chance here astound me. She's class 200, he's class 10, that means she's twenty times as strong as he is. This is more lopsided than a 3 year old vs Mike Tyson at his peak. He should be able to do absolutely nothing to hurt her, even if sh'es worn out.
Ok, here's how the fight goes.
Spiderman: "How do I get myself into these delicate situations"
While avoiding one of Spiderman's kicks, she-hulk quickly performs a judo toss, and tosses, which causes Spidey to fly through a pile of bricks.
Spiderman while getting up from the shattered brick wall: So I take it we can't talk this over like two civilized super heroes?"
She-Hulk comes in charging: Who says this I'm not being civilized?
Spiderman while dodging: Good point.
But before fully dodging, she hulk elbows the web head in the ribs, which knocks him twenty feet into the opposite direction.
Spiderman thinking to himself: She has gotten alot stronger since the last time we thought. I can barely keep up with her, even with my Spider sense. Little does my incredibly attractive(not to say that you're not attractive MJ) green friend know, I've improved as well. Time to even the odds.
Quickly, Spiderman leaps into the air, firing massive amounts of webbing at She-hulk. All of which she manages to dodge, easily.
She Hulk while dodging: Forget your glasses at home, webs?
Spiderman quickly lands to the ground, while She-Hulk decides to go on the offensive. But as she tries to land blows on him this time around, Spidey smoothly dodges, while landing his own blows on She hulk.
She hulk ruminates: How did he get faster all of the sudden?
To avoid further punishment, She-hulk quickly jumps 30 feet backward.
All of the sudden, Spiderman's spider sense goes off like crazy, and She hulks performs a thunder clap.
She-hulk notices that Spiderman is nowhere is sight. On one hand, she is glad of her apparent victory, but on the other hand, is upset in that she might have killed him. Before being able to reach an official conclusion, She Hulk finds herself spiked in the back by none other than her opponent, whom she had thought was defeated.
She-hulk, apparently battered from Spiderman's severe spike: How did you avoid that?
Spiderman with a smug look undereath his mask thought to himself: If only she knew that even a smallest strand of webbing gives off a slight vibration, hence giving me the abilty to detect all movements made. Which is exactly why I purposely avoided her with the massive amounts of webbing, and aimed at the ground. It's so easy in that I can detect her muscular movements before she even makes them. Add that to the fact that I have my good old Spider-sense, and I'm practically psychic. Professer Xavier, eat your heart out.
Spiderman fires another load of webbing at She-Hulk: Bonzai!!
And again, she easily dodges the webbing assault. Spiderman lands on the ground, expecting an encore of She-hulk's last performance, but She-hulk skips straight on to her thunder clap. Which again, Spiderman dodges with little effort, later responding with an attack.
She-Hulk(now pissed off), uses a load of thunderclaps against Spidey, but Spiderman manages to dodge at every turn, while responding with attacks of his own.
Spiderman: Give up?
She-Hulk: Never.
The fight continued, but eventually, She-hulk found herself worn out. Despite having rarely taken any blows, Spiderman found himself tired as well. Maybe even more tired than She-hulk.
But before they could finish their battle, The Sinister Syndicate, Ultron, and the Frightful four emerge
Spiderman and She-hulk settle their diffrences, and decide to take them down. Afterwards, the two decide to go have a cup of coffee, and maybe more.
PS:When I had Spiderman "spike" She-hulk, I meant that he fixed his webbing up to where it was like an elastic, while at a distance, and fired himself like a cannonball.
Originally posted by who?-kid
Why is that bad writing ? Is She-Hulk magically glued to the floor ? If Spider-Man hits her real hard (especially when she doesn't see it coming), she'll be flying...Again of course I am NOT saying Spider-Man will win the fight...
Because as darth said earlier,when spidey fought her once,he punched her in the chin and the only thing he hurt was his fist.She-Hulk just shrugged it off.If that happened before,well he wouldnt be able to knock her across the room then.bad writing or maybe just bad memory on the writers part.Kinda like how their memory is so bad about spideys strength.he can lift a bus over his head yet Kingpin who is just an ordinary human being with no superhuman powers has wiped the floor with spidey before where in real life,spidey would easily beat kingey within two seconds with one effortless punch. 😉