The Book of Dating

There are a lot of unwritten rules to dating. Things that people should just know. But, for those who are unaware, I thought we should help them out. I am going to start off small and see where this can lead. And it will be interesting to see what rules even I am unaware of.

1) If you have any knowledge that your friend even likes somebody in the least... they are OFF LIMITS.
2) No dating a friends ex... no matter how hot they are.
3) Regardless of how long a relationship was... there needs to be at least a two-week grieving period before you start something new. Even if you ended it.

Add what you will. I will add more later.

4)....Im singleflirt

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Originally posted by Mišt
4)....Im singleflirt

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well I hate rules, so i guess i can't add one, damn me and my superiorty complex.disgust

5). Never say "You're so beautiful, I want to skin you and wear your skin so i can be just as beautiful"

Originally posted by Council#13
5). Never say "You're so beautiful, I want to skin you and wear your skin so i can be just as beautiful"

6) Porn isnt as good as the real thing

7. Don't ask for a breath test from your date, if you know you haven't brushed.

8). Keep your fingernail collection AT HOME

9) Charging for services at the end of a date probably isnt the best way to end the night.

10. in no way shape or form refer to your penis as lil mike or lil dan, or what ever your name is with lil in fron of it.

10). Take the viagra only IF you're sure you're gonna get laid

12) For GODS SAKE dont watch Return of the Jedi on the first date.

Start with A New Hope.

12). Try to keep silent about whatever children you had with other women/men

Originally posted by Mišt
12) For GODS SAKE dont watch Return of the Jedi on the first date.

Start with A New Hope.

Come on... are you insane?

watch them all... make it the Phantom Menace... even though it was terrible.

14) Men: Stop referring to your arms as guns
Females: Stop referring to your brests as guns

Originally posted by Council#13
12). Try to keep silent about whatever children you had with other women/men

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Originally posted by Smallville
Come on... are you insane?

watch them all... make it the Phantom Menace... even though it was terrible.

But what are you going to do on the second date?hmm

Originally posted by Smallville
14) Men: Stop referring to your arms as guns
Females: Stop referring to your brests as guns

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15). Control your farts if possible (if is the key word)

15. No farting on first dates.

You people know who you are.😖hifty:

Originally posted by Mišt
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But what are you going to do on the second date?hmm

17). Dont tell them about what you did last summer