The Book of Dating

thank you. should i stop now, or go backwards?

Anywhere you want man. Just be sure to keep those eyes on the prize 😖hifty:

Alrighty i will

Originally posted by Amun~RA
36.Don't choke the chicken, wag the dog, pull the puppet out of the box, relieve old charlie or whatever you call it, chances are, your sorry ass aint gonna get none on the first date.

uh i disagree because chocking the chicken kinda gives me the agression inhibitors which keeps my cool and not mess up and not think about sex and just get to know the girl.my rule is do not try to get some on 1st date. give it first 5 then go for it on the sixth.

Saying "Let's squeeze my pimples together" is not romantic.

Originally posted by Vendetta
Saying "Let's squeeze my pimples together" is not romantic.

(for us guys)
Don't go all psycho if some guy looks at your date, not all women are impressed with fighting.

39.) Don't go on about old flames. She doesn't want to hear about how much you love someone else...

(this does happen)

40) Always slap a little love on their rump if the meal was good then wink at them!

Originally posted by Amun~RA

Don't go all psycho if some guy looks at your date, not all women are impressed with fighting.

Yes they are kids,listen to K.Diddy 🙂

Originally posted by Smallville

2) No dating a friends ex... no matter how hot they are.

<-----Guilty.

I'll follow the first rule only out of common sense that she may like him also..

I'll follow the second one because duh, there's a reason he broke up with her..

I however will not follow the third rule! I am perfectly ok with my breakup! This is not a rebound! (Ok maybe it is, but so what.. 😮‍💨 )

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Yes they are kids,listen to K.Diddy 🙂

Hmmmmm... ?

only say 'i love you' if you mean it.😐

Originally posted by melinda_warren
only say 'i love you' if you mean it.😐

i would say "Never say you love her just to get sex on the first date"...

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I'll follow the first rule only out of common sense that she may like him also..

thumbsup

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I'll follow the second one because duh, there's a reason he broke up with her..

Like the clap? 😄

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I however will not follow the third rule! I am perfectly ok with my breakup! This is not a rebound! (Ok maybe it is, but so what.. 😮‍💨 )

Just dont DATE anyone for 2 weeks... doesnt mean one night stands are out. 😄

me i've been dating for a month