The Book of Dating

Can I use the old "oops I left my wallet at home" trick?

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19). DONT try and guess their penis/bra size

Is that on the first or second date.

20) Don't go out with Mist because he only has 4 dollars

21). Refrain from telling them how far down you can see down their shirt (for two reasons)

Slow down a bit. I gotta write this down 😄

In addition to the "Dont fart on the first date rule..."

22) Regardless of how much you care about a person, only those who are married can hot-box a room with a fart and make their significant other guess what fruit they ate that day.

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23.Don't ask if she spits or swallows.

not very good manors.

24) Taking a first date to any place that ends in Mania or Rama is not a good idea.

omg take her to see wrestlemania, i did that on a first date, boy am i glad she liked wrestling.😂

25. Don't entertain your date by sticking breadsticks up your nose or balancing a spoon either.

25) (for the guys) Ask her out once and only once! Any more than that, and your asking for a restraining order.....

When it comes to dating, too many guys put their brains on hold and start thinking with the equipment downstairs. They become desperate for sex and keep pursuing a woman when she's only marginally interested (or not interested at all), just because they're frantically obsessed with getting their hands on the goodies. Sure, a lot of women are natural game-players -- they love to test men, exert their sexual power, and be pursued.

So expect a little of this at the start. But don't keep asking her out if you keep getting a "No" or "I'm too busy." The cardinal rule is: if a woman is interested in a man, she'll make herself available to him. Even if she has to turn you down, an interested woman will say something like, "But I'd really like to go out. Maybe next week?"

If you get any other response, just dust off your hands and keep walking (she just might develop some respect for you and change her mind).

27.Hiding in your car in front of his or her house does constitute stalking.

28.) Never act needy, desperate, or clingy -- and especially never, ever grovel for sex. (women HATE it)

Assert your independence. Stand up for your rights as a man -- refuse to tolerate any kind of sexual blackmail or manipulation. Just because you're nice, doesn't mean you're weak.

Stop being sorry you're a man, take time away from her, and above all, don't make her your whore…

PLAY HARD TO GET!

29) If you use an optical divice to watch her, dont let her see. Hide the telescope or binoculars before she gets to your place.

30) Lighten up! Have confidence. Be yourself. Guys who are successful with women have fun. They treat their dates like a bratty little sister, not like some mysterious, unattainable goddess set up on a pedestal.

31) Your high score on Dungeons & Dragons is not acceptable dinner conversation.

it is for some women....not me but not all of us hate it.

Originally posted by melinda_warren
it is for some women....not me but not all of us hate it.

Speaking of lightening up... 😐

32) go dutch

33) GO SWEDISH! 😛