Random Person IM'ed Me, So...

"Lightsaber fight!"

hysterical

Priceless!

Originally posted by DarkC
"Lightsaber fight!"

hysterical

Priceless!

😆😆😆

😂

Hopefully my friends will all have the same sense of humor as we do, I sent this page to them via email a while ago. 😛

Originally posted by DarkC
Hopefully my friends will all have the same sense of humor as we do, I sent this page to them via email a while ago. 😛

scared *hides in paper thread*

Ken'll be famous.

Or infamous.

Either way, I don't think he cares. 😂

This is Fun..

😂

Eva = PWND!

Eva says:
lance who do u wnt toscrew
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Line up.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I'm not lineing up, me first
Eva says:
name me a position that us 3 we can do lance?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Well we can do the Double Stuff...
Eva says:
how does that go
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I penetrate one with my phallus, while I use a fake phallus on the other.
Eva says:
wot
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
PENIS
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
DILDO
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Male sexual organ shaped object
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Eva....
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I think I am going to come oujt and say it
Eva says:
ye
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Lance
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I am a MAN
Eva says:
no
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
OMFG
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I know.....
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Eva did you have anything to do with this?
Eva says:
shes jokin god
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I know
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Im just joshing
Eva says:
u get fooled
Eva says:
easily
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Hahaha...gullible old lance
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
If I find you're lying I'm going to kill myself.
Eva says:
dnt worry
Eva says:
**** me
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Lance please don't kill yourself...
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I'm sorry
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Not after you pull that shit.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
It was a joke
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I'm sorry
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I will punish myself
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I'm orry@
- Vinny Valentine - says:
sorry!!
Eva says:
spank
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Pinch your nipples.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Both?
Eva says:
yeah
- Vinny Valentine - says:
....okay, i'll be right back...i'm sorry...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
With clamps...
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Well
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I need to find them
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I might bleed....
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Good
Eva says:
lance does ur dick have neins?
Eva says:
veins?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Nein's? I'm not German.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I will be right backk with the clamps.....
Eva says:
weinsx on ur dick
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Weinsx?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I'm back...i'm putting one on the right now...
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I gotta take out my ring
- Vinny Valentine - says:
OMFG
- Vinny Valentine - says:
IT HURTS SO BLOODY MUCH
- Vinny Valentine - says:
.........do I have to put the other on!??
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Twist the clamp while it's on.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
But....
- Vinny Valentine - says:
IT'll hurt...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
No shit Sherlock.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Lemme try
- Vinny Valentine - says:
OUCH
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
You caused me emotional distress, I want you to suffer.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
.....I'm sorry....sorry..
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Ill put the other on..
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Oh my god, I yelped like a dog...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Eva, you getting turned on by Vinny's pain?
Eva says:
yes
Eva says:
u?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Its all red and looks like its swelling...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Of course I am getting off on it. I love pain.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Can I bite your Flipping Willy
Eva says:
ye
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Too bad you're not here.
Eva says:
if we were can we lance
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
No.
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I'd make you bite eachothers labias.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
But I like the Salty flavor of Whats inside a mans honker
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
You like the Child Chowder?
Eva says:
ye wot does urs taste like lnace
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
what?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I don't think he tasted his own penis....
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I don' chug the cock lady.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Well you never know...
Eva says:
hw much do u wnt ur willy sucked lnace
Eva says:
lance
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Not enough to use a vacuum.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I put my Vaccum into my pusy once
- Vinny Valentine - says:
It didn't turn out very well....
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I knew a guy who had his foreskin ripped off by a vacuum.
Eva says:
u
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
No, not me. Are you on crack?
Eva says:
wot doe sit feel like
Eva says:
with a vacuum?
Eva says:
lance?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:

LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I never used one.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
You know whats Creepy, that will actually scare you both....
Eva says:
y
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
It's a woman's job to use a vacuum, no matter what it's being used for.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I actually WAS a man....
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I had a surgery..
- Vinny Valentine - says:
My Penis was turned inside out...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:

Eva says:
ha
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I'm about to leave.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
No
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Please stay
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Pull out my .22.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I look like a women
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I LOOK LIKE ONE
Eva says:
TELL US LANCE ABOUT UR PENIS DESCRIBE IT IN DETAILS
Eva says:
PLZ
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
It looks like something you'll never get near.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Well
- Vinny Valentine - says:
You know
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I have boobs, long hair
- Vinny Valentine - says:
And a somewhat right looking pussy
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I am a GIRL
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Eva, Vinny told me in a private convo that you asked him to lie to me.
Eva says:
YEP
Eva says:
AINT IT FUN
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Why would you do that?
Eva says:
DNT NO
- Vinny Valentine - says:
yes... I am sorr
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Are you getting off on my anger now or something?
Eva says:
NO
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I just didn't want him to hurt himself
- Vinny Valentine - says:
..... Ken have some tea
- Vinny Valentine - says:
It'll calm your soul
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
You're really ****ed up in the head, you know that?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Who?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Both of you.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Well, I did have both my hands ripped off by my father when I was a child....
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Its not my fault
Eva says:
I WANA GET ****ED WITH UR HEAD
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I don't want STD's.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
You want him to put his head in your pussy?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Well...more STD's, I mean.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Ken will you marry me?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I'm not into dudes.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
but
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I',m a girl
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Thats what the doctor says!
- Vinny Valentine - says:
wanna hear how I became one?
Eva says:
NO
Eva says:
ITS OVER
Eva says:
U CANSTOP
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Okay okay
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I actually am I guy
- Vinny Valentine - says:
chill chill
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Hey Eva, I just remembered something from yesterday.
Eva says:
WOT
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Yesterday you said you were 24.
Eva says:
N
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Now you say 22.
Eva says:
IM22
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Tell me the truth, are you lying to me?
Eva says:
NO I SWEAR
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Are you a 6 year old trying to learn something your mother shows you?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Just wondering
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Explore the depths
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Why did you tell my friend David you were 18?

Eva has left the conversation.

- Vinny Valentine - says:
she blocked us
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I know she blocked me
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Post on site
- Vinny Valentine - says:
lol

😂 Owned!

Darn, I was looking to have more pwnage the days following.

Originally posted by DarkC
Darn, I was looking to have more pwnage the days following.

😂 Nipple Clamps haha

Think she blocked me? 😂 I might be able to think up an explanation.

Originally posted by DarkC
Think she blocked me? 😂 I might be able to think up an explanation.

No you can't...

I linked her to the thread. 😂 😈

Dear, dear. 😆

Yeah, She couldn't think of something to say to us, so she blocked us 😂

P.W.N.E.D.

🤨 Part 2: Of the shortest conservations in the world. A side note: This girl is seriously perverted! And clearly she doesn't know what a duck is... as in an animal shock

Alex says:
Is it just me? Or can you feel the horniness in the air?
Eva says:
YES
Alex says:
I mean woow!
Eva says:
ho lng is ur dick

Eva says:
?
Alex says:
One sec.. *checks duck* about 6"8'. How longs yours?
Eva says:
wot im a women
Eva says:
wot color is urs
Alex says:
So?
Eva says:
?

Alex says:
Chocolate, my favorite color. And yours?
Eva says:
do u hav veins on urs?
Alex says:
What? All ducks have veins.
Alex says:
How many do you have?
Alex says:
Hello? Ducky?
Alex says:
Wanna see a picture of my duck?
Eva says:
DO U HAVE WEBCAM
Alex says:
HAD! 🙁 my damn duck ate it. But I do have pictures.
Alex says:
So what do you like to do with your time missy?
Eva says:
SEX
Alex says:
Awesome!
Alex says:
How?
Alex says:
How long does it take you to get to six?

Your duck ate it?! 😂

Right...