Random Person IM'ed Me, So...

Started by DarkC30 pages

Originally posted by DarkC

Eva says:
so david hows ur sex life
Eva says:
n vinyl
Vinyl Decadence says:
fabulous especially when i'm on msn with david

This was the highlight of the day, in my opinion^. Made me blush and start laughing hysterically. 😆

Don't forget to read the exerpt at the bottom of the previous page.

Originally posted by DarkC
Taken from earlier this afternoon, saved it to word. Didn't have time to come onto KMC to post it.

David says:
Hmm, everything okay?
Eva says:
Im tryn to get it out
David says:
Get what out?
Eva says:
my dildo out f my pusy, its sooo tight
David says:
Always nice to know…
Eva says:
do u wnt do get a lil bit nasty?
David says:
Nasty as in half-kneaded bagels and semisweet chocolate?
Eva says:
wat?
David says:
Never mind.
David says:
So you want a piece of me, huh?
Eva says:
thats rite
David says:
It’s physically impossible if your bahooglums is that tight as you described.
David says:
I’d rather not make a big nut job of trying to pull out of it. Or getting David Jr.’s neck broken.
David says:
Catch my drift?
Eva says:
?


🤨 this thing you guys have going on keeps getting weirder and weirder....

Originally posted by DarkC
Taken from earlier this afternoon, saved it to word. Didn't have time to come onto KMC to post it.

David says:
Hmm, everything okay?
Eva says:
Im tryn to get it out
David says:
Get what out?
Eva says:
my dildo out f my pusy, its sooo tight
David says:
Always nice to know…
Eva says:
do u wnt do get a lil bit nasty?
David says:
Nasty as in half-kneaded bagels and semisweet chocolate?
Eva says:
wat?
David says:
Never mind.
David says:
So you want a piece of me, huh?
Eva says:
thats rite
David says:
It’s physically impossible if your bahooglums is that tight as you described.
David says:
I’d rather not make a big nut job of trying to pull out of it. Or getting David Jr.’s neck broken.
David says:
Catch my drift?
Eva says:
?

😐

Eva says:
Im tryn to get it out
David says:
Get what out?
Eva says:
my dildo out f my pusy, its sooo tight
David says:
From the sluttiness you show on MSN, if that carries to real life your pussy isn't tight, you just have an extra large dildo.

Diss.

- Vinny Valentine - says:
heya
Eva says:
hi
Eva says:
who is this
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Name is vinny
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Well
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Its Neil but everyone calls me Vinny
- Vinny Valentine - says:
My Friend said you were looking for a friend
- Vinny Valentine - says:
or something
Eva says:
who said
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Itzak
Eva says:
do u hav a webcam?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
No but I'm buying one tommorow
- Vinny Valentine - says:
do you?
Eva says:
yes
Eva says:
hw old r u
- Vinny Valentine - says:
you should go on it, I'm always up for seeing hot girls
Eva says:
yes
- Vinny Valentine - says:
you area hoyt girl right?
Eva says:
def.
Eva says:
so hw old r u
- Vinny Valentine - says:
24
- Vinny Valentine - says:
you?
Eva says:
23
- Vinny Valentine - says:
cool, where do you live?
Eva says:
london
Eva says:
u
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Whales
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Pretty close.
Eva says:
do u like sex
- Vinny Valentine - says:
well I don't think any guy doesn't like sex
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Sex is god to men
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Espicoally me..
Eva says:
if you have webcam, hw bout we show each other our skills
- Vinny Valentine - says:
sure, that would be pleasn't....you can show me tonight?
Eva says:
sory, only if u hav 1
Eva says:
do u like cahttin dirty?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
oh yeah, I love chats filled with mud
- Vinny Valentine - says:
and girls
- Vinny Valentine - says:
*drools*
Eva says:
wot u wearin rite nw
- Vinny Valentine - says:
You really wanna know?
Eva says:
yes
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Thong Mucsle Shirt, just around the house you know
Eva says:
oh
Eva says:
wot background do u cum frm?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
background do I come from? I'm irish
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Oh god I love Irish cream coffee
Eva says:
hw long is ur dick?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
seriously? like 3 inchs

Her reaction? 😛

Now she's 23. 😐

LOL!

I should unblock her and tell her some lie about why I couldn't be on this morning.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I should unblock her and tell her some lie about why I couldn't be on this morning.

Say you were doing your bosse's daughter.

- Vinny Valentine - says:
just kidding
- Vinny Valentine - says:
more like 5-7
- Vinny Valentine - says:
do you shave or do you like it natural?
Eva says:
do u masterbate
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I think the real question is " Do you Masterbate?"
Eva says:
yes
Eva says:
i have a dildo with me, tell me wot to do
- Vinny Valentine - says:
oh I just love the spikey kind
- Vinny Valentine - says:
do you?
Eva says:
what u gay
- Vinny Valentine - says:
well I have been with a few guys
- Vinny Valentine - says:
don't you find that sexy?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
welcome back
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Do you not like me
- Vinny Valentine - says:
because of that?!
- Vinny Valentine - says:
*cries*
Eva says:
r u gay
- Vinny Valentine - says:
no
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Bi
Eva says:
great
- Vinny Valentine - says:
so
- Vinny Valentine - says:
do you like it kinky?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Maybe a few whips
- Vinny Valentine - says:
and chains
Eva says:
yes
- Vinny Valentine - says:
oh cool
- Vinny Valentine - says:
whats your favorite position

Eva says:
reverse cowgirl
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I'm more into the Spine Cracker Anal Blaster
- Vinny Valentine - says:
its quite the move
- Vinny Valentine - says:
ever do it?
Eva says:
yes
- Vinny Valentine - says:
oh really? Did you have a hard time sitting for a week/
Eva says:
yep
- Vinny Valentine - says:
cool
- Vinny Valentine - says:
so did you ever do it in a public area?
Eva says:
yes]
- Vinny Valentine - says:
where?
Eva says:
in a party#
Eva says:
hav u ever touched amans dick
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Have you?
Eva says:
yes u?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
possibly
- Vinny Valentine - says:
so
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Wanna do it
Eva says:
wot?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
DO it!
Eva says:
do wot?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
How about I come over to london and we have sex in a car

Eva says:
**** yes
Eva says:
do u masterbate
Eva says:
?

- Vinny Valentine - says:
No, it hurts my dick'
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Thats why I got made fun of growing up
Eva says:
hhw
- Vinny Valentine - says:
well...
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I have no hands
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I have these plastic ones
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Mine got cut off, literialy
Eva says:
wot
- Vinny Valentine - says:
my dad went nuts when I was 3, he killed my mother and tried to kill me
- Vinny Valentine - says:
My older sister killed him and saved me
- Vinny Valentine - says:
....I know you don't believe me
- Vinny Valentine - says:
.....maybe we arn't right for each other
Eva says:
do u mine if i invite sme1 in the conversation
- Vinny Valentine - says:
no thats okay
Eva says:
pls
- Vinny Valentine - says:
okay
- Vinny Valentine - says:
do it
Eva says:
but could u play with me and pretend ur a grl and dat we both want to **** him. pls
Eva says:
pls

What! A! BIMBO!!!

nwneva/Eva = bimbo
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você = Me

[email protected] says:
hi
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Hey
[email protected] says:
wen was the last time i spoke 2 u
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Yesterday
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I'm Ken.
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:

[email protected] says:
hav u been giving people my adress?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
No, why?
[email protected] says:
do u have webcam
[email protected] says:
?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Like I said yesterday, my webcam busted last month.
[email protected] says:
oh
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
And yesterday you said you'd show me your pic today.
[email protected] says:
ok her, i got it from a fren
[email protected] sends:

[email protected] says:
got it
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
What's a .ufo?
[email protected] says:
i dnt no
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
If it's not a .jpg, .gif, .png, or .bmp I'm not clicking it.
[email protected] says:
wot?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
A .ufo is not a filetype associated with images.
[email protected] says:
wots wrng
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I'm not accepting a virus.
[email protected] says:
its not though
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Prove it.
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Screen cap the file and send it to me in .jpg form.
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
?
Eva says:
can i invite sme1 in
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
How old are you again?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Who?
Eva says:
im 22, its a grl
Eva says:
?

LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Sure
Eva says:
alrite
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
You going to invite them or not?
Eva says:
yes w8

It's not a virus, Ken, just a very rare image extension.

.ufo extension info

Originally posted by DarkC
It's not a virus, Ken, just a very rare image extension.

.ufo extension info

Oh well. 😛

Me so smart.

Actually, google is. 😛

shes gonna use Vinny on ken
hahaha

Vinny = Vinny
Lance = Me
Eva = Bimbo

- Vinny Valentine - says:
Hey sexy
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I hear you're looking for a good time
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Damn straight I am.
Eva says:
we no
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Well for the right price.....
Eva says:
we both want to **** u
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
We both want to **** Vinny?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I like that Idea
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Both you come to Whales
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Lets do it
- Vinny Valentine - says:
lets do it in a kids play park!
Eva says:
so lance we have dildos in our hands tell us wot u wnt us to do
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Lightsaber fight.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Yed, pleasse tell us....lance?
Eva says:
tell us
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Light saber fight? *He yah*
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I did.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
*Swings my dildo around wildly*
- Vinny Valentine - says:

- Vinny Valentine - says:
Tahat was fun
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Want a picture sexy?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Oh yeah, say "OBI-WAN I LOVE YOU!"
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Sorry...
Eva says:
wot?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I thin I will go ahead and say LANCE I LOVE YOU
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I'm just being an idiot.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
So lance, up for a GOOD time
Eva says:
how big is ur dick lance?
Eva says:
tell us
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
7 1/2"
- Vinny Valentine - says:
yes tell us
- Vinny Valentine - says:
oh you are a biggie
- Vinny Valentine - says:

LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Don't make fun of how fat I am.
Eva says:
no we don't mean it that way
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I like wide loads
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Really, they make it fit better
- Vinny Valentine - says:
right in hard
Eva says:
aint it tasty
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Wow you ladies move fast.
Eva says:
yes
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Well thats how I work Fast and pleasurable
Eva says:
are u movin fast
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
No, I'm staying where I live.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Hey Lance
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Hey Vinny.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Can I live with ou
- Vinny Valentine - says:
you
Eva says:
n me
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
In my parents basement?
Eva says:
threesom
Eva says:
?
Eva says:
sure
- Vinny Valentine - says:
No!
- Vinny Valentine - says:
6sm
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Add his parents in
- Vinny Valentine - says:
thats the new groove
- Vinny Valentine - says:
hot
Eva says:
can we suk ur dick
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I wanna suck his armpit
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I love the smell
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
You can slob on my knob if that's what you're getting at.
Eva says:
**** yeah
Eva says:
yep
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I wanna snuggle
- Vinny Valentine - says:

Eva says:
how tite do u wnt ur cock in my pussy
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Is there still tread on the tires?
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Or is it like throwing a hot dog down the hallway?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Well I got a Pussy Ring
Eva says:
a massive hotgod in a small halway
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Does That count?
Eva says:
yes
Eva says:
so lance..........
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I have a huge prince albert piercing.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Oh REALLY?
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Can I rip it off
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
You're a sick freak.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I like blood
Eva says:
clalm dwn
Eva says:
so hw many girls hav u slept with
- Vinny Valentine - says:
well blood is the thing thats the ultimate hornilisser
Eva says:
lance
Eva says:
ok u can stop nw vin
Eva says:
lance u alrite?
Eva says:
/
Eva says:
/
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
My mom needed help with something.
Eva says:
oh
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Anyways, 31 women now.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I've been with about 200 men
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I hooked up with my ex-bosses daughter last night.
- Vinny Valentine - says:
And at about 10$ a pop
- Vinny Valentine - says:
I'm rich
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Hey Lance
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Are you into sex positions
Eva says:
wot is ur best position
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
The Position that Pokes
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Damn girl, I told all this shit to you yesterday.
Eva says:
describe itin details
- Vinny Valentine - says:
you mean the Poking Sindler
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
No.
Eva says:
remind me while i finger myself
- Vinny Valentine - says:
oh, thats quite the position
Eva says:
deep inside
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
The girl has her hand on the floor, crossed so they are twisted, her back is arched way back and I'm holding her feet in the air as I pound her.
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Actually, I should call it the wheelbarrow.
Eva says:
give me another position
Eva says:
lance
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Oh Lance...
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Lance you got me all wet
- Vinny Valentine - says:
ohhh
Eva says:
**** me
Eva says:
lance
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Well, there's the Around the World.
Eva says:
giv me more
Eva says:
wots that all vbout
Eva says:
my pusssy is itching
Eva says:
tell me lance
- Vinny Valentine - says:
Well you should get some cream for that...
- Vinny Valentine - says:
it can't be good...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
I keep myself inside the woman while doing her doggy style, then have her lay on her back with me still inside...she keeps turning around and around.
Eva says:
hw does it feel?
Eva says:
lance
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Like a screwdriver...
LanceWindu | Quando eu penso de whores baratos, penso de você. says:
Actually, that's what I should call it.
Eva says:
hw