Death Date

Originally posted by Zebina
drowned

this summer

Accidentally chokes on semen after performaing oral sex.

.......Couple of years

I always knew that bear was bad news!

Foul Ball

June 06

sleeping sleeping

house fire

Tomorrow

Morning Glory...

Stoned to death by PETA for unknown reasons...in 5 minutes.

Originally posted by TOH
2099 - shot by a jealous husband

If I'm still gettin' it on with married women when I'm over 100...then I've had a good life anyways.

snake bite

2043

pushed through a 20 story window

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
pushed through a 20 story window

😂 'story window'

beheaded at the next FIFA world cup by a rampaging soccer ball

flattened by a boulder Date: 1st January 3000

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
beheaded at the next FIFA world cup by a rampaging soccer ball

Thanks ; At least I could get to see a bloody match live in Germany !

pecked to death by a pack of dove with rabis

AC/DC's lvr will prolly get hit by an imaginary guitar at an imaginary concert.

burned alive while taking a sobriety test

yeah maybe lol

you'll trip over the edge of an area rug later tonight.

Universe will collapse.

Ending of Life. tommorow

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Universe will collapse.

Ending of Life. tommorow

eaten by a zombie - 6 hours from now..

Eaten by Zinny, Zombie Vinny
7 hours from now

i will f*ck him too hard right now

o.o