Death Date

goes back in time dressed like a woman into the streets of Roman just as the Goths burn and pillage Rome, looting and *ahem* forcing others into sexual intercourse as they go along

goes to train to be a jedi master but fails miserably and is skewred by luke skywalker so as not to reveal the secrets of the jedi

trys to get it off 50-cent.

gets shot

October 14th, 2023, 23:45:11, choked on waffles shock

february 21st, elevenish, 2045: eaten by a genetically recreated dinosaur (posibly a T-Rex, maybe a raptor)

April 14th, 2009 - Strangled by a strand of Chuck Norris's beard hair shock

AH!!!!

april 14th, 2009 - killed by chuck norris. how? sliced of ur kneecaps and then stood on ur face

oct 18 1990 killed by the ghost of elvis for stealling his hero hoagie

tommorow 14:30

lungs punctured by a Satanic Cult

Next Tuesday, 8:46am, slipped in the shower and landed on your skull, cracking it in 6 places.shock

Next Tuesday 7:00 pm trampled at a System of a Down concert

look up...

Hit by a bus, tomorrow. 😐

tommorow third break

*mwa haha*

March 5th of next year

killed by a reincarnated raptor

hit by a brick in the head exactly 3 years from today

june 26 this year
tranmpled at a rolling stones concert

i don't like rolling stones. i wouldn't go. 😐 and i'm on holiday abroad then. it's impossible.

murdered next week by '_______'(must protect the killer) with a guitar string around the throat.

i can already tell who you wanna say
Angy would never kill me