Death Date

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Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
i will f*ck him too hard right now

o.O

yeah this calls for o.O

slip in the shower next monday

be suddenly crushed by a 200 pound man who slipped in the shower on Monday.

chocking during oral sex with maynard

Actually get stabbed with jello and die.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Actually get stabbed with jello and die.

馃槀

Eating a Jello Knife

Date: 02.23.2034
Cause: Lack of sex

Originally posted by LonDon06
Date: 02.23.2034
Cause: Lack of sex

Ouch, too bad its not possible.

September 23rd 2027

Mad Squirrels 馃槓

Originally posted by LonDon06
Date: 02.23.2034
Cause: Lack of sex
owned
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Ouch, too bad its not possible.
its completely possible

YOU'RE CANADIAN 馃槅

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
its completely possible

YOU'RE CANADIAN 馃槅

Are you saying it's gonna happen to me? 馃槙

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Are you saying it's gonna happen to me? 馃槙
yes if we're going to make out

no if we're not going to make out

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
owned its completely possible

YOU'RE CANADIAN 馃槅

No its not, if you don't have sex your whole life, its not like you will fill up and evenually burst then die of blood loss. I'm Canadian and I'm Smart, but you are an 18 year old american who thinks you can die if not having sex.... 馃槀

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No its not, if you don't have sex your whole life, its not like you will fill up and evenually burst then die of blood loss. I'm Canadian and I'm Smart, but you are an 18 year old american who thinks you can die if not having sex.... 馃槀
its possible, who says its not? maybe someones cell that kills sperm doesn't work correctly, then they do fill up and die, think about that "smart" canadain 馃槓

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
its possible, who says its not? maybe someones cell that kills sperm doesn't work correctly, then they do fill up and die, think about that "smart" canadain 馃槓

Then they're balls explode and thye don't die.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Then they're balls explode and thye don't die.
they could die from massive blood/ball loss馃槓

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
they could die from massive blood/ball loss馃槓

馃槀 Nope, doesn't happen.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
馃槀 Nope, doesn't happen.
but it could 馃槓

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
but it could 馃槓

Nope, the blood would clot and cut off, no bleeding to death.