spetznaz
Senior Fanboy Killer
Originally posted by Wolverine2006
Hell no...Hulk would kill him.
So you say .....let's have a look at your logic for that:
Lazer vision...doesnt do anything
His vision can burn hotter than the sun, meaning that it will slough all the flesh off of the Hulk, incinerate all the bones, and evaporate all organic matter until nothing is left. Now, can the Hulk regenerate from that? He has been shown coming back from charred remains, however I wonder what would happen if everything was simply gone!
Anyways, I like the Hulk, thus let's assume that even if he was VAPORIZED he could still form himself from ambient molecules! Thus let's say the Hulk has an unknown ability to coalesce and cohere his scattered atoms and bing himself back (yep ....at heart I am a Hulk fanboy).
The time it will take for the Hulk to reconstitute himself from free radicals in the air (which is what he would be) would allow Superman enough time to knock him into the depths of space.
Superspeed...anyone remember Speeddemon?
Now THAT is funny.
You are comparing the speed of SpeedDemon with the speed of Superman!
Honestly that just shows you do not know what you are talking about when it comes to Superman's abilities.
Hint: Their relative speeds are as different as light is from day.
Flying...jumping miles in the air
Now you compare the ability to fly (and in Superman's case not just fly, but fly at extremely high velocities as well as high agility) to the capability to JUMP!
That is like comparing the flight envelope of a Supersonic fighter to the linear trajectory of a spitball!
Anyways, your comparison of JUMPING to flying is almost as amazing as your comparison of Speed Demon's speed to Superman's (almost).
Superstrength...Limitless strength
This is one of the Hulk's prime abilities ....the ability to get stronger as he gets angrier.
However, for one, he wouldn't get the ability to amp up his ire/strength before the match is over.
Ice breath...does nothing
Nothing. Well, if the Hulk is flash frozen what happens? Well, that will not kill the Hulk. It will also not keep the Hulk down for a long time. However it can immobilize him long enough for Superman to do a whole lot of things with him (and with Superman's speed a second or two is all that is needed to have the Hulk hurtling through space).
X-ray vision...does nothing
LOL.
Well, for one X-ray vision is NOT an offensive ability (unless Superman wants to irradiate humans for no apparent reason). Thus hewouldn't be using it against the Hulk.
HOWEVER, THE HULK BETTER HOPE THAT SUPERMAN DOESN'T USE IT AGAINST HIM.
In Batman:Hush, Batman told Superman to use his x-ray vision to see if he (Batman) had a transmitter in his brain (which he did). He then told Superman to use his heat vision to burn it off, and Supes did it .....in essence brain surgery using x-ray vision (to see the foreign object, in this case the transmiter) and heat vision (as a 'scalpel'😉
Now, if Superman used his x-ray vision on the Hulk's head (and thus brain) he would be able to find the Hulk's limbic system and his archipallium.
The lymbic system is responsible for emotional states (like ANGER), and the archipallium is responsible for primitive/survival stuff (like AGRESSION).
He burns them off!
Result: No more anger. Thus, no more Hulk.
In essence the Superman 'power' you thought was one of the most useless in the fight is actually one of the ones that bodes the most ill for the Hulk.
Anyways, since you believe that jumping trumps flying, and the Speed Demon's speed is analogous to Superman's, I am sure me saying that the Hulk is grossly outmatched will be to no avail.
However I'm sure most others know that the Hulk and Superman are simply NOT peers. I'm actually using your (rather illogical, and at times funny) points (such as 'jumping up for many miles' being an answer to flying at the level Superman is able to) to show just how ridiculous a match between Superman and the Hulk is, and just how ludicrous arguments for the Hulk get. Thanks for all the source material by the way ....you made it quite easy.
The only reason the Hulk is even compared to Superman is because the Hulk is the premier powerhouse in Marvel.
Marvel has other characters that would fare much better against Superman, and even win, but the Hulk is simply not in Superman's paygrade. He is just too one-dimension .....nothing more than a brawler with excessive super-strength and a dim mind.
Have a nice day.