Why can't hulk beat superman

Can someone just explain to me why?

Speed and versitility

He can but Superman's fanboys can't admit it.

Well the biggest most prominant issue is speed. Hulk its so much slower than superman it would be like if he was fighting a statue. And two is versatility. Superman can fly. This allows him to avoid hulks jumping and attack from a distance if needed. Supermans heat vision is as hot as the sun and if he really poured his energy into it, its extremely likely that the hulk would be toast.

edit: Oh and ignore golem he hates superman and likes to try and insult both the character and the fans at every chance he gets.

Originally posted by King_Mungi
Speed and versitility

Originally posted by golem370
He can but Superman's fanboys can't admit it.

Originally posted by ChaoticReign
Well the biggest most prominant issue is speed. Hulk its so much slower than superman it would be like if he was fighting a statue. And two is versatility. Superman can fly. This allows him to avoid hulks jumping and attack from a distance if needed. Supermans heat vision is as hot as the sun and if he really poured his energy into it, its extremely likely that the hulk would be toast.

edit: Oh and ignore golem he hates superman and likes to try and insult both the character and the fans at every chance he gets.

Has anyone seen the hulk respect thread hulk has smacked quicksilver while he's running and spiderman too how is he not fast???

Originally posted by Blue nocturne
Has anyone seen the hulk respect thread hulk has smacked quicksilver while he's running and spiderman too how is he not fast???

*looks at spiderman repect thread where Spiderman dances around hulk like hulk was standing still*
*looks at hulk respect thread where Hulk mananges to hit spiderman*

Also there is such a thing as PIS.

Seriously, I just think that HULK fanboys just can't admit it. Superman is on an entirely different level than Hulk. Superman would either:
1) Fibrate his fists through Hulk's skull and through his brain.
2) Keep moving around him and contiually keep pounding him with his fists before Hulk can even say "Me no like men with capes!"
3) Stay out of Hulk's range and fly up and just keep toasting him with his heat vision.... The possiblities are really endless. Hulk has absolutely NO chance of ever winning their fights. End of story.

Originally posted by Blue nocturne
Has anyone seen the hulk respect thread hulk has smacked quicksilver while he's running and spiderman too how is he not fast???

Well Hulk moves aproximately 300-400 miles an hour....Now let's cut Supermans speed in half...Which is almost half the speed of light...Half the speed of light > 300-400 miles an hour. 😉

Technically we don't really know what superman's top speed is. he's preformed quite a few feats that exceed light speed.

i read somewhere that Hulk had a kind of sixth sense... is this true?

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Superman vs The Hulk isn't really a good matchup, if you think about it. It's a wonder why they fight in so many crossovers.

Both of them are really strong. One keeps getting stronger as he gets angrier. The other can exceed light speed, project the heat of a star from his eyes, freeze the oceans with his breath, see through anything but lead, and hear a pin drop half-way across the world.

The real question is, what idiot decided that Superman vs The Hulk was a good fight?

Originally posted by Scoobless
i read somewhere that Hulk had a kind of sixth sense... is this true?

Yes he can see Ghosts and sense magic, while Superman can see a persons soul.

I don't see what's stopping hulk from getting angry to the point where he just knocks supes.

Hulk can beat Superman. However, w/o stupidity and/or a major brain fart on Clark's behalf, in theory he never should.😬

Because Superman just BFR's him without even letting the Hulk realize how fast he was hit🙂

The hulk can knock people into orbit.

Originally posted by Blue nocturne
The hulk can knock people into orbit.

Yes, but how is he gonna be able to hit Supes into orbit when he won't even be able to see him? Superman wins this, done deal.

Originally posted by Blue nocturne
The hulk can knock people into orbit.

Yeah but see Superman can Fly so getting back down is easy. The problem ensues when Superman speedblitz's Hulk and Hulk cannot fly back to earth.

Hence speedblitz and BFR Hulk turns into a popsicle.

Although they are probably equal in strength, Superman is faster, can fly, has heat vision etc. Way too much versality for the Hulk. How would the Hulk even touch him? The only two mainstream heroes that I would favor over Superman would be Silver Surfer and Thor.