If I had the Force, I would...

Here's a thread that I'm sure NO ONE has ever thought of...yeah...

If I had the Force, I would - Do the jedi mind trick on my landlord...
"You don't need to get my rent."

If I had the Force, well... Canada would look VERY different.

If I had the Force, man would Chuck Norris's beard look good on me.

If I had the Force, I'd go on a rampage in my school. Do I get a lightsaber too?

If I had the Force I would get a girlfriend, get a life, and not be a star wars nerd...

wait a second...

Wait a second, you definetly don't have the Force! 😱

If I had the force.....I would KEEL you!

Sit infront of the computer day and night being too lazy to focus for it!

And that is the truth!

Become rediculously fat. Making things float to me all the time.

Oh yeah, and pay an overdue visit to the Christian Church and give 'em a little scare. 😈

Originally posted by jollyjim311

Oh yeah, and pay an overdue visit to the Christian Church and give 'em a little scare. 😈

[QUOTE=6263042]Originally posted by jollyjim311
Become rediculously fat. Making things float to me all the time.

Oh yeah, and pay an overdue visit to the Christian Church and give 'em a little scare. 😈 [/QUOTE

Fool! 😄

Go to the Vatican and say: "I am back, as I promised."

That should give you about billion christians under your personal command.

^^^ much better idea.

Personally...Id get in contact with a my clone army and the US would look very different.

If I had the force I would pee my pants...and then make it go away! ✅

I wouldn't so much CONQUER the world... I'd more like, twist and bend things to my desire from the shadows.

If I had the force- I would declare myself King of the world, and bend all to my will.

then get killed being over thrown, because even the force can't kill billions all at once. 😬

If I had the Force I would go visit Lucas at Skywalkwer Ranch (after using mind tricks on a couple of security guards) and mind trick the heck out him..."You will leave your films the way they are."

i'd take over the world and me and my sith warriors would kill anyone who got in my way.
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I cannot say seeing as this is a PG-13 site.

However, it has to do with my girlfriend...lol

Originally posted by Alliance
^^^ much better idea.

Personally...Id get in contact with a my clone army and the US would look very different.

So it'd actually be a Republic?

if i had the force id make my own star wars movie, and it would be much better than phantom menace lol