If a had the Force
I wouldn't conquer the world or bend mass populations to my will--but rather I would remain a commom folk and use the Force for personal gain.
Shit I would do...
-Stay on the couch and Force-summon the remote.
-Force-push people in bar brawls.
-Droid Stun [deactivate] metal detectors.
-Force Choke chumps who try to step to this.
-Force Lightning opposing cars in street races.
-Things I would do with the Mind Trick alone. (By far the most useful power)
-Get a blow job from any chick I choose.
-"Borrow" money from people.
-Get a raise.
-Get ahead in anything I do.
-Shop for free.
-Be a greedy, materialistic sunuvabitch.
“well if I had the force I would take over the world”
“If I had the force- I would declare myself King of the world”
“i'd take over the world and me and my sith warriors would kill anyone who got in my way.”
“i would probably enslave the world.”
“As long as I'm in Durge's body or something, I'd conquer the world.”
Lovely.
Originally posted by DiamondBulletsI dunno, Force Heal, or somethin'.
How would you cure those things with the Force?And why not cancer?
And if cancer's sured, then the pop. will skyrocket, we'll have overcrowded issues of all sorts... mutated diseases, slums, poverty, stripping of the world's resources. Pretty much what we have now x20. Ugh.
I'd at least attempt to take over the world...Not thru direct force though. I would scheme and manipulate things behind the scenes until I could one day declare my self Supreme Chancellor. 😈
It wouldn't be all that difficult, just time consuming.
Oh, and of course I'd impregnate every beautiful chick I could, so that my heirs wopuld look good and inherit the force.😈
If I had the force:
1) I would cut pares and float them across the table to the girlfriend that I would undoubtedly(*cough*not*cough*) get.
2) Force amplify my voice and yell at everyone for the fun of it.
3) Fix everything I broke that got me into trouble, without working hard at it.
4) Make a tree fall on my neighbor's house.
5) Demonstrate to the Christians at my church that God can't be real, because the Force is. So there, I win neener neener. Lol, JK.
Originally posted by Crease
I'd at least attempt to take over the world...Not thru direct force though. I would scheme and manipulate things behind the scenes until I could one day declare my self Supreme Chancellor. 😈It wouldn't be all that difficult, just time consuming.
Oh, and of course I'd impregnate every beautiful chick I could, so that my heirs wopuld look good and inherit the force.😈
Cwazy^^^