If I had the Force, I would...

Eh...I don't think the Force has that purpose in mind... 😑

If I had the Force I would get Tom Cruise to come on MY talk show, then I'd reveal to him my power and make him swear off Scientology and his new self-appointed doctorate in self-helping and drug rehab.

If he refuses than I'll zap him to death.

Originally posted by Sesse
[QUOTE=6263042]Originally posted by jollyjim311
[B]Become rediculously fat. Making things float to me all the time.

Oh yeah, and pay an overdue visit to the Christian Church and give 'em a little scare. 😈 [/QUOTE

Fool! 😄

Go to the Vatican and say: "I am back, as I promised."

That should give you about billion christians under your personal command. [/B]

think ALL religions. That should almost be the majority of Earth's population under your command!😱

except for athiests...in which case you better hope that I have the force because I'll be commin for you! 🥷

"darksiders see the force as a means to an end...lightsiders see the force as an end in itself" - I don't remember

"Both lighsiders and darksiders are idiots. Use to learn both sides and mix them together" - Alliance

I would influence public opinion according to my taste, change everything that just doesn't seem right to me in this and other "societies", go beyond the boundries of the universe (with all that implies) and come back alive to tell the tale.....

Originally posted by EPIIIBITES
If I had the Force I would get a girlfriend, get a life, and not be a star wars nerd...

wait a second...

wow well i guess its nice to admit that lol 😉 💃

I would kick everyones ass and declare myself as a New Emperor of the Empire of tomorrow.

Hail Me!

if i had the force jolly jim would let us all say rape..thanks rex now he has all of us in check mode.

I would go to Best Buy and at the electronics section, while waiving my hand, will say "That 60 inch HDTV and 5.1 THX surround sound system will only cost me $1.00" to the salesman.

Wish I had more responsibility, splurge a little, try to seem badass every now and then, and eventually get mowed the hell down by the military, like the rest of us would.

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if i had the force i would smoke weed everyday 😮‍💨 and i would be in controll of this site but i dont 🙁

Originally posted by jollyjim311
Wish I had more responsibility, splurge a little, try to seem badass every now and then, and eventually get mowed the hell down by the military, like the rest of us would.

Not if you hopped in your newly assembled star destroyer with your breand new clone army 😄

Silly me, I forgot about the force "Create Star Destroyer" and "Clone Army in like a half a second, LOLZOR!!1!!!!1!!" powers.

"If I had the force"... I would get really fat.

If I had the Force.......I would walk down a busy street in New York and start frying random people with Sith lightning. 😐

Originally posted by jollyjim311
Silly me, I forgot about the force "Create Star Destroyer" and "Clone Army in like a half a second, LOLZOR!!1!!!!1!!" powers.

Yeah, I made those up. 😆

Im sure you can uses telepathy or whatever to order it long distance and from a long time ago.

if i had the force i would challenge all the jedis but mainly yoda!!!!!!!

i would jmind trick my teachers not to give us homework.. and to get the remote easily... and to get everything else via force... and for it to help me in TKD...