Authority VERSUS Avengers - Kmc style !

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
*hires Alpha Flight to deal with the Authority*

Grey Fox gets a nut shot.

Hires bad writing to wipe out Alpha Flight in an issue only Mungi cared about.

😛

Wow! look at that, he "cussed you down", see..join the KMC avengers and we'll deal with this riff raff, 😛

Originally posted by Laminator_X
Sure, in some sort of freakishly one-sided Mr. Majestic vs Hawkeye fight. However this is a team bout, and the Avengers have some of the best teamwork in comics.

While Majestros is wrestling around with two or three of our strong guys all of a sudden "POOF!"

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Like the combined jobber aura of Wolverine PLUS Cap will allow that...

Black Bolt suddenly decides that it would be wise to go hand to hand against our team.

Originally posted by Mr. Valentine
Wow! look at that, he "cussed you down", see..join the KMC avengers and we'll deal with this riff raff, 😛

*Drives the Carrier through Mr. Valentine's house*

😛

Originally posted by Khellendros
Pffft. I'm faster than any of them. Speed and teleporting and just about double Majestic's normal strength means I win.

Jobber aura will ensure that you will suddenly forget all the powers and skills you have and fight like a drunken, blind, pacifist retard on crack. 😛

Originally posted by Khellendros
Except that he's combined with Drizz't, meaning he STILL wins! 😂

Drizzt can't beat our team hand to hand. 😉

...dude, im homeless already! 😛, that was the Sandman's house.. oh lord, he will be angry a near-middle aged man(😛) knocked his house down. Get ready for a beating! 😄

One word. Pym particles 🤣

Originally posted by marvelprince
One word. Pym particles 🤣

One word: learn to count ya damn muppet!

😛

^ 😄 must admit, you got schooled there prince..(or maybe you didnt?nerd) 😛

No fear, Quasar is here to crush the authority. Rest of the Avengers can go and take on more powerful enemies, like bankrobbers and school bullies.

I think the sheer amount of energy they're expending in attempts to rebut Hawkeye's attack strategies alone Should tell you that the Authority is overmatched here.

Originally posted by Scoobless
One word: [b]learn to count ya damn muppet!

😛 [/B]

The smiley face there kinda was to show I knew that was 2 words. I've shrunk now so you probably can't reach me laughing now. 😆

Originally posted by Tshern
No fear, Quasar is here to crush the authority. Rest of the Avengers can go and take on more powerful enemies, like bankrobbers and school bullies.

*Hits Quasar with a powerful magical blast that goes straight through his shielding and kills him*

*gets revived by Epoch and travels back in time to crush the Authority before it was born*

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Jobber aura will ensure that you will suddenly forget all the powers and skills you have and fight like a drunken, blind, pacifist retard on crack. 😛

Drizzt can't beat our team hand to hand. 😉

Drizzt can't but Drizz't with his swords and Black Bolt's powers can.

Originally posted by Tshern
*gets revived by Epoch and travels back in time to crush the Authority before it was born*

Heck, Quasar goes back in time and talks Genis-Vell to our side and makes goes for a beer while Genis disintegrates your pathetic travesty of a team.

The insults are supposed to be a bit humorous, don't really take them personally. I just thought I should tell it here, it's sometimes real damn difficult to recognise one's tone via internet...

Indeed , flings knives at every member of the Avenger's.

bounce of me and crush yor skull

Originally posted by Tshern
Heck, Quasar goes back in time and talks Genis-Vell to our side and makes goes for a beer while Genis disintegrates your pathetic travesty of a team.

Originally posted by Khellendros
The Doctor reverses all of Genis' resurrections with a snap of the fingers, killing him repeatedly.