Authority VERSUS Avengers - Kmc style !

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Khellendros Sin in Pants

Originally posted by King KAM
then gets hit with caps sheild and dies from the concussion

Except he's taken way more damage than a concussion and healed instantly.

King KAM Senior Member

Originally posted by Khellendros
Except he's taken way more damage than a concussion and healed instantly.
but for some reason died from this one.....guess it was the jobber aura....

The Fake Macoy Lousy Imitation

Rick Jones is fighting? I think it's safe to say that RJ wins this one.

Thunderstrike Restricted
Originally posted by The Fake Macoy
Rick Jones is fighting? I think it's safe to say that RJ wins this one.

Yup. Or he summons Crazy Genis and we all watch the carnage and eat popcorn.

Khellendros Sin in Pants

Originally posted by King KAM
but for some reason died from this one.....guess it was the jobber aura....

Except Jobber Auras are cancelled out by my "not a shitty writer" aura.

King KAM Senior Member

Originally posted by Khellendros
Except Jobber Auras are cancelled out by my "not a shitty writer" aura.
when it comes to captain america, every writer is a jobber writer.

Khellendros Sin in Pants

Not in this thread.

King KAM Senior Member

too late...

Rick/Genis Less than Newbie
Originally posted by Khellendros
Except Jobber Auras are cancelled out by my "not a shitty writer" aura.

Actually, this is being written by Wolverine8888

Wolverine suddenly turns into Hulk wolverine and gets blasted by a nuke sent by some random Authority guy. He gets up and his clothes are still intact and succinctly kills everyone on the Authorities team. Then, somehow, he cuts off supermans head.

oops I mean:

wovline sddnly tnrus nto hlk wolveeeey adn etgs lbasted bi a nkue snte yb smoe randme athuorty gye. eh ets upp nd is clots rea sitll ntct and scccntioerufhy ilkls nveruyoe on het eamt. Then somehtioht he cluterhs off super jmans hed

King KAM Senior Member

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Actually, this is being written by Wolverine8888

Wolverine suddenly turns into Hulk wolverine and gets blasted by a nuke sent by some random Authority guy. He gets up and his clothes are still intact and succinctly kills everyone on the Authorities team. Then, somehow, he cuts off supermans head.

oops I mean:

wovline sddnly tnrus nto hlk wolveeeey adn etgs lbasted bi a nkue snte yb smoe randme athuorty gye. eh ets upp nd is clots rea sitll ntct and scccntioerufhy ilkls nveruyoe on het eamt. Then somehtioht he cluterhs off super jmans hed

even worse than wolverine8888, im gonna let jinzin write it.....

Thunderstrike Restricted

That was amazing.

Rick/Genis Less than Newbie

I trie

AH!

I try

CaptainStoic Avenger

Suddenly just before Spiderman gets hit by an uber blast from whomever, Captain Uni merges with him, and he goes on a killing spree leaving the Authority shredded to ribbons.

Rick/Genis Less than Newbie

and wolverine and spiderman go off to date in the moonlight 🙂

CaptainStoic Avenger

Uhm... I don't think MJ would be feeling that idea.

Rick/Genis Less than Newbie

oh I bet she would...

Mena ja twa (I butchered the english language with that, I know!)

CaptainStoic Avenger

Well Spidey's not really into guys if you know what I mean, but Wolvies daughter is another story.

Rick/Genis Less than Newbie

😆

Khellendros Sin in Pants

well, while you guys are deciding which of you is gayer, I teleport gravel into the brains of everyone on your team.

Rick/Genis Less than Newbie

but we already won... didn't you notice? Wolvy and Spidey Took you out. We didn't even NEED me to clang my bracelets together 😬