Why did Luke have a blaster in ESB?

And therefore hear the noises.

Do you really think in the future you can hear through the walls of the Dark Lord of the Galaxy?

He uses the same room for evil planning and destructions as well as making his pornos?

Don't know...never been inside.

Well, do you ever guard any other rooms for him?

Yeah, but not ones that are his personal rooms.

More like meeting rooms with other leaders of planets? That would make it kind of weird if he did both in the same room, although he would never have to leave.

Yeah...besides..he always has his personal clamshell.

His personal clamshell?

You've seen it in ESB.

Ah, the one Vader used. But wasn't that only for taking off his helmet.

Nah..it at least had a TV and a recliner.

Nice, doesn't seem very roomy though.

It's amazing to see how he uses it economically.

economically?

He spends all his spare time in there AND he wears this huge suit.

Sidious doesn't wear a huge suit...

I was talking about Vader.

he has a shag in there lolz

You'd know.