Stephen Colbert RULES!!!

Started by Bardock425 pages
Originally posted by meep-meep
I think the whole idea to "stupify" the republican party with phrases like Dubya is a political move by them (the Republican party) to reach out and identify with their main.....idio....err...moro... err.. imbeci.... err... hmm...constituents. No offense to Dubya supporters. I'm just a dumb minority who can't think kwik enuf an aint got no good vocabalary.

It's 1:18 am at the moment, and I think I already found the "post of the day" for me

WAIT A MINUTE!!!! WE'RE OFF TOPIC!!!! YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU BARDOCK!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by PVS
well, when asked why people support 'dubya' a common response used to be "well...he just seems like a regular guy, so i trust him" (paraphrased of coarse, as i removed the "duuuuuuh"😉. so really it was quite an ingenius move, and probably the reason that the great american regime selected such a simpleton to be their spokesman.
face it...it worked

"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. " - Douglas Adams

Substitute "New Yorker" with "Republican Voter" and it's quite clear what happened.

Originally posted by PVS
WAIT A MINUTE!!!! WE'RE OFF TOPIC!!!! YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU BARDOCK!!!!!!!!!!

Oh come on...the Thread is about Stephen Colbert...he'd approve of it (I say that having seen three 4 minute Clips featuring him...yeah, I'm an expert)

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh come on...the Thread is about Stephen Colbert...he'd approve of it (I say that having seen three 4 minute Clips featuring him...yeah, I'm an expert)

no, because we are speaking frankly as opposed to using satirical barbed rants immitating quasi-patriots.

Originally posted by PVS
no, because we are speaking frankly as opposed to using satirical barbed rants immitating quasi-patriots.

Hmm....anti-ignorance is anti-ignorance is anti-ignorance...or something like that....

Go Colbyah!!

thruthiness shall prevail!!!

Originally posted by PVS
well, when asked why people support 'dubya' a common response used to be "well...he just seems like a regular guy, so i trust him" (paraphrased of coarse, as i removed the "duuuuuuh"😉. so really it was quite an ingenius move, and probably the reason that the great american regime selected such a simpleton to be their spokesman.
face it...it worked

Yeah I remember that reasoning. I couldn't really do much except shake my head and try to talk to people about his dubious history (family, idiocy etc, etc.) but they always shot right back with "the democrats ain't any better).

Their campaign definitely hit home for many americans though. I'll agree with that.

Originally posted by PVS
thruthiness shall prevail!!!

That's the word I was trying to remember. I was going to say that.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
That's the word I was trying to remember. I was going to say that.

There are three...you need to be more specific....

Truthiness. It was coined by Stephen Colbert

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Truthiness. It was coined by Stephen Colbert

I see...I personally prefer prevail...but anyways...

Also, I feel excluded...as a German I can neither watch Bill O'Reilly nor a good show.....

"Truthiness is what you want the facts to be as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to what reality will support."-colbert

Bill O' Reilly doesn't constitute as good or a show much less a good show. Consider yourself lucky.

Originally posted by meep-meep
Bill O' Reilly doesn't constitute as good or a show much less a good show. Consider yourself lucky.

Yes...that was the joke...

Yeah I know. I was just trying to flex my mental muscles. I think I need more exercise...

Originally posted by meep-meep
Yeah I know. I was just trying to flex my mental muscles. I think I need more exercise...

More exercise?

No, simply more fortitude.

Everyone should stop posting and should read Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad Seven, Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure. Available online at www.tekjansen.com

Chapter 1 – Once Again, Brave Warrior, Forth Into the Breach

It was a dark and stormy galaxy. Some called it the Milky Way but for others the way was as clear as sterling crystali-crytstals. Prophets called these with truest vision ‘heroes’, and that they most certainly were, but not heroes in the traditional sense, that of being a normal, healthy, God-fearing and authority-respecting galactic American; but in the real sense, that of being an actual hero, one that does heroic things, even with reckless disregard for his own safety, if not especially so.

The world welcomed me as it always had, this world I call my own, this earthy New Terra. Not quite like it had ever done before or as was soonly about to, but the sun glinting off the atmosphere’s ionized cesium at high noon made for a glorious sight and one I'd never hesitate to fully embrace with every last interquark of my personabeing.

I deactivated my solivisor as I stepped through the autoslide doors of the Planetary Government and Social Protection Programs cumulonimboscraper's majestic lobby. It was a humble, modestly spectacular place, with the newly installed transparent fluxiglass lenses giving me a clear view of the foyer’s central feature — a hologram of the New Geneva cityscape that couldn't help but call attention. It was the sort of sight that could bring tears to your eyes, and even more now that the municipal cookie-scent program was replaced with the rich stench of eye-watering onion.

good ole tek jansen.