Stephen Colbert RULES!!!

Started by Koala MeatPie5 pages

I wasn't offended by it you dumb f°ck, he's going to get shot thats all. Christ I hate you.

A. That's the stupidest thing i've heard today
B. Colbert is a beloved and influential entertainer, if Bush were to have him killed things would become very aweful for him, not mussollini awful, but close.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
A. That's the stupidest thing i've heard today
B. Colbert is a beloved and influential entertainer, if Bush were to have him killed things would become very aweful for him, not mussollini awful, but close.

"Pick up your books or I'll kill you"

Christ You're an idiot, don't take everything somebody says literly.

Originally posted by Bardock42
"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. " - Douglas Adams

Substitute "New Yorker" with "Republican Voter" and it's quite clear what happened.


NUH UH BUSH CAN'T TALK HE RETARDED

Originally posted by Darth Jello
A. That's the stupidest thing i've heard today
B. Colbert is a beloved and influential entertainer, if Bush were to have him killed things would become very aweful for him, not mussollini awful, but close.
Lol, you're being a little dramatic wouldn't you say? I mean it's not like he's Oprah or anything.

Originally posted by FeceMan
NUH UH BUSH CAN'T TALK HE RETARDED

True.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I wasn't offended by it you dumb f°ck, he's going to get shot thats all. Christ I hate you.

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Originally posted by PVS
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Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I wasn't offended by it you dumb f°ck, he's going to get shot thats all. Christ I hate you.

LOL.

I think you just won at this thread.

i thought you would be offended by his hatred for jesus.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
not mussollini awful, but close.

That was funny to me!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
That was funny to me!

well, the guy did end up hanging upside down on a hook with his mistress.

he finally did "the fighten 2nd" omaha nebraska. (which was weird cause the night before i said he needs to zing us.)

but as much as i follow and love colberts work.is it me or does he have a hard time reading the cue-cards or what.maybe hes drunk but he fuggs up all the time,my 'comrades' and i have evcen made a drinkin game out of it

Originally posted by PVS
i thought you would be offended by his hatred for jesus.

If you even knew me justa little bit you'd know I'd have no problem in saying that Jesus was a plain and simple mortal like the rest of us and a sodomite.

ZOMG WTF I HATE YOU!!!!!1111111111 DIE DIE DIE!!!!!oneone

oh wait....i dont care....sorry 😬

Originally posted by PVS
ZOMG WTF I HATE YOU!!!!!1111111111 DIE DIE DIE!!!!!oneone

oh wait....i dont care....sorry 😬

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Truthfully, that was hilarious.

Originally posted by PVS
i thought you would be offended by his hatred for jesus.

Tsk, tsk, PVS.

I'm very rarely offended; in fact, there's a douche I regularly am forced to be with who pretty much hates Christianity and Christians as a whole. While browsing through his LJ--I hate LiveJournal just so much, but that's a rant waiting to happen--I realized that he's a miserable, unhappy person whose hatred for Christianity is spawned from his pathetic life.

Or something to that effect.

Either way, he complained that Christians were too "happy" and "bright" because of their ignorance, and a friend of mine and I started talking about how damn shiny Christians are.

I'M SO SHINY

[This randomness brought to you in part by my disgust with the Temple of Elemental Evil.]

Originally posted by FeceMan
Tsk, tsk, PVS.

I'm very rarely offended; in fact, there's a douche I regularly am forced to be with who pretty much hates Christianity and Christians as a whole. While browsing through his LJ--I hate LiveJournal just so much, but that's a rant waiting to happen--I realized that he's a miserable, unhappy person whose hatred for Christianity is spawned from his pathetic life.

Or something to that effect.

Either way, he complained that Christians were too "happy" and "bright" because of their ignorance, and a friend of mine and I started talking about how damn shiny Christians are.

I'M SO SHINY

[This randomness brought to you in part by my disgust with the Temple of Elemental Evil.]

well you have to admit that born-agains tend to be..."shiney". but not just a bright and happy attitude, but what george carlin would describe as "more than happy". plus they feel the need to interject jesus into every conversation and every topic.

the correspondents dinner was hillarious, i dont know why the president wasnt pissing his pants during the whole thing

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I wasn't offended by it you dumb f°ck, he's going to get shot thats all. Christ I hate you.

Yeah I can totally tell you werent offended