99th Generation Descendants

The Da Vinci Code movie’s premise that Jesus married Mary Magdalene is correct. We, 21st century descendants from the 1st century marriage of Jesus and Mary Magdalene are seeking other descendants.

The Archangels, with whom over 100 true descendants are now working with to create Miracle Waters, have explained that “Global Dimming” has so decreased the level of spiritual energy upon planet Earth, that one’s mind has to be awakened and one’s Soul activated before one can realize they are a descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene.

Last week, the Archangels of Light recommended that we add a Soul Activation Technique to our on-line DNA test to help us locate other 99th generation descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene.

A short 4 minute on-line DNA test explains the role of one’s pineal gland, (called the mind, or Soul in the west and the 3rd Eye in the east), in the activation of one’s Soul. The DNA test’s Activation Technique awakens the spiritual energy in one’s Soul enabling people to experience the wondrous movement of spiritual energy in their Soul.

Individuals experiencing the movement of spiritual energy in their Soul during the DNA test will then personally know that they are a 99th generation descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Newly found descendants are recommended to contact members of their family and join us in our weekly worldwide teleconferences where descendants are given additional ancient secrets .

Another nut. 🙄

Originally posted by Bilani
The Da Vinci Code movie’s premise that Jesus married Mary Magdalene is correct. We, 21st century descendants from the 1st century marriage of Jesus and Mary Magdalene are seeking other descendants.

The Archangels, with whom over 100 true descendants are now working with to create Miracle Waters, have explained that “Global Dimming” has so decreased the level of spiritual energy upon planet Earth, that one’s mind has to be awakened and one’s Soul activated before one can realize they are a descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene.

Last week, the Archangels of Light recommended that we add a Soul Activation Technique to our on-line DNA test to help us locate other 99th generation descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene.

A short 4 minute on-line DNA test explains the role of one’s pineal gland, (called the mind, or Soul in the west and the 3rd Eye in the east), in the activation of one’s Soul. The DNA test’s Activation Technique awakens the spiritual energy in one’s Soul enabling people to experience the wondrous movement of spiritual energy in their Soul.

Individuals experiencing the movement of spiritual energy in their Soul during the DNA test will then personally know that they are a 99th generation descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Newly found descendants are recommended to contact members of their family and join us in our weekly worldwide teleconferences where descendants are given additional ancient secrets .

😂

sorry.... but 😂

Is it possible that Jesus was married? Yes, there is nothing which completely excludes the possibility and there are reasons to think it possible. The arguments in defense of this idea are not strong, however, and cannot justify concluding that Jesus was definitely married.

Jesus was just another human and not divine any more then you or I am divine. But let's say he was divine, his blood line would be so diluted by now that almost no divinity would be in his descendants.

This sounds like another story about the merovigien kings and gnostic texts.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Jesus was just another human and not divine any more then you or I am divine. But let's say he was divine, his blood line would be so diluted by now that almost no divinity would be in his descendants.

If in fact he ever existed at all.

Originally posted by T.M
If in fact he ever existed at all.

There is a good chance that he did; because a leading historian of the time (I can't remember his name) recorded the death of Jesus.

The story of a divine jesus is similar to men after following Asceticism have become divine.

Is there anything in the forum rules about schizophrenics?

I think maybe there should be.

Originally posted by Gregory
Is there anything in the forum rules about schizophrenics?

I think maybe there should be.

Schizophrenics are people too. Also, be careful, they might try to get you. 😱

😆 jk

Originally posted by Gregory
Is there anything in the forum rules about schizophrenics?

I think maybe there should be.

HUH?

And yet to link to the said online test.

OH MY 😑

It sounds like they are starting a new eugenic push to eliminate those that are not decendant from Jesus and Mary.

This is compounded my thier clear misunderstanding of genetics.

"you're not a match...goodby my friend"

I'm still trying to figure out how an "online DNA test" would work.

Originally posted by Storm
Is it possible that Jesus was married? Yes, there is nothing which completely excludes the possibility and there are reasons to think it possible. The arguments in defense of this idea are not strong, however, and cannot justify concluding that Jesus was definitely married.

Actually the arguments for and against have about equal strenght (or weakness if you want to look at it that way). The only argument for him being a perpetual bachelor is that the NT never mentions him having a wife. The best argument (that I can think of right now anyways) that he was married is that the NT never mentions anyone criticizing him for being single at his age.

In both cases the argument is based on lack of evidence. And we all know that lack of evidence isn't evidence.

Originally posted by Gregory
I'm still trying to figure out how an "online DNA test" would work.

hmm... maybe something like -

Please type in your Genetic code
TAATAAATGGATTACAATG....

If you do not know your Genetic code please slit your wrist and bleed on the keyboard

Wait!!! don't do it I was just kidding!

Originally posted by docb77
hmm... maybe something like -

[b]Please type in your Genetic code
TAATAAATGGATTACAATG....

If you do not know your Genetic code please slit your wrist and bleed on the keyboard

😆

The test is exposed to excite your genome. I dunno, maybe all your cells go into mitosis at once and you experience some form of all-body cancer.

They're living in Hackensack, NJ, just 5 blocks from Miss Tessmocker's mother. Small world, eh?

Yes I did hear a rumor that Jesus and Mary were married and she along with her daughter went to France...Don't know if it's true or not, but in that time of history people really needed to get married. It was just expected, or something was wrong with you........Jews that is.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Another nut. 🙄

But anyway, after 2000 years would there even be that clear of a genetic match?