Smallville's Apprentice

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Smallville's Apprentice

Hey, if Trump can do it, why cant I?

Send in your applications, and we can get started

What do we need on the app? What are the requirements.

Uplaod a picture of one.

I meant Resume. My bad

*fills out app, sends it in*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*fills out app, sends it in*

likewise

*Reads*

Yes.... yes...

Really? Interesting. I see you attending Alfreds School for Aspiring Jesters.

😱

*fills out application at light speed*

😖hifty:

*fills out another*

🪩

Three great candidates so far.

Originally posted by Smallville
Three great candidates so far.

*Slips $50 into pocket*

😖hifty:

You didn't see anythin' kid!

Originally posted by Nevermind
*Slips $50 into pocket*

😖hifty:

You didn't see anythin' kid!

That's not how you get to Smallville.

*gets Smallville into a sneak premiere for Superman Returns*

*turns Smallville into Superman*

*gives blank piece of paper*

*notices Bloigen's attempt*

Meh... the guy's a genius.

*turns and walks away*

I'd probably get fired after like 2 episodes. 😬

How about you be my apprentice and we take on this little upstart? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Syren
*notices Bloigen's attempt*

Meh... the guy's a genius.

*turns and walks away*

w00t

So, I guess you owned us, then?

Originally posted by Syren
So, I guess you owned us, then?

I guess...

😕

Originally posted by Nevermind
*Slips $50 into pocket*

😖hifty:

You didn't see anythin' kid!

I need no money! ... you're fired.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
That's not how you get to Smallville.

*gets Smallville into a sneak premiere for Superman Returns*

Extra Credit. Good thinking

Originally posted by Syren
How about you be my apprentice and we take on this little upstart? 😖hifty:

Tempting, but... no thanks.

Originally posted by Bloigen
*turns Smallville into Superman*

*gives blank piece of paper*

A warlock as an apprentice is most enticing

*Scribbles down all information, and also a big picture of a penis and a big picture of Backfire and a big Picture of a Milkshake*

Hey Smallville.

Whats up?